Conversations at Dinner: squarshed cows

[blackdiamondgrl]

Jared *eating*

mom *eating

Jared "mom? can I have some milk?"

mom "sure."

J "mom? why do they call milk milk?"

m " cause."

J "Grandpa Elmer told me how they get milk outta a cow."

m "good for grandpa." *getting milk*

J "Didn't you say they made apple juice when they squarshed the apples?"

m "yup."

J "so if they squarsh the cows why isn't it cow juice?"

m *snort* *cough* *eyes bulging*

m " Who would drink cow juice? Milk sounds better."

J "yep, I don't want any squarshed cows."

I love Jared. This is Jared making his HULK JARED face in my icon.