What would you do if:
I Whipped it out:
Licked a telephone:
ate the OUTSIDE of a pineapple:
Lost all my bones:
poked you in the eye-piece with my junk:
tried to make love to your slippers:
called you out:
became a horrid monster from space jam:
accidentally downloaded hentai porn, but then realized how extremely weird it was, and then deleted it, but still thought about it for a few days, because, come on, it is a cartoon:
turned into a giant broom:
stole fourteen thousand dollars from you and bought fourteen 14 year old thai prostitues, only to unleash them to fourteen of your closest friends:
did a little dance:
give you what's in my front pocket (hint: It's not a pen, cell phone or car keys):
LOVED YOU:
Whipped it out again, except this time when you were sleeping:
stopped updating this shit, thereby ending your purpose of living:
Licked a telephone:
ate the OUTSIDE of a pineapple:
Lost all my bones:
poked you in the eye-piece with my junk:
tried to make love to your slippers:
called you out:
became a horrid monster from space jam:
accidentally downloaded hentai porn, but then realized how extremely weird it was, and then deleted it, but still thought about it for a few days, because, come on, it is a cartoon:
turned into a giant broom:
stole fourteen thousand dollars from you and bought fourteen 14 year old thai prostitues, only to unleash them to fourteen of your closest friends:
did a little dance:
give you what's in my front pocket (hint: It's not a pen, cell phone or car keys):
LOVED YOU:
Whipped it out again, except this time when you were sleeping:
stopped updating this shit, thereby ending your purpose of living: