Light the TORCH!
To the Arashi member who is an epic fail at sports, who always gets bullied by the others, who seems to have invented a new 'wiggle-walk' gag, whose mission in life is to save the earth and its "beautiful sea",
"SHO-CHAN, OTANJOUBI OMEDETTOU!"
Yes, it's your birthday.
I bet your 'number one' fan aka. the molerat forgot though.