In the Morning (I)

[blackcoatbutt]

Ah, I see… so this is how this works…

I’m looking for my young master. He’s sixteen, has dark hair, a blue eye, and a black eyepatch over his other eye. If you have any doubts on the matter, he’s also short, grumpy, and irritable, with an unpleasant expression on his face. Should you find him, please inform me of his whereabouts at once. We

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[jack_and_juliet]

[there is an ear-splitting burst of static, followed by something of a happy squeal. no, it didn't take long for Grell to recognise the description of the eyepatched boy, and that could only mean one thing]

Little Sebas~! How kindly fate has smiled upon me!

[anybody unfortunate enough to walk by on his end is probably slightly deaf now]

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[blackcoatbutt]

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[blackcoatbutt]

[Earsplitting shriek. That nickname. It doesn't take a lot to put two and two together. There's a hiss of steel that's probably knives or some other type of silverware in case the redhead is anywhere nearby.]

If only we could all say the same. Grell Sutcliffe.

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[jack_and_juliet]

Such a refreshing sense of humor you possess!

[a pause for an overdramatic sigh follows, and unlike the weaponry being pulled out wherever Sebastian is, the only background noise on his end is a constant whoosh of air. yes, he is spinning around in circles of joy. and ignoring the question of Ciel's whereabouts]

How I've missed you, Little Sebast~! Life in London must have been so very dull while I was away. Poor dear!

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[blackcoatbutt]

...

[Judging from the noise, he can only hope Grell has been randomly picked up by a whirlwind and deposited somewhere far far away. Unfortunately, he doubts this. Faking a smile that can't be seen, he replies:]

It hasn't been nearly long enough. Spears must be less competent than I thought, to let you escape your punishment.

At any rate, have you see the young master?

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[jack_and_juliet]

[how unfortunate. it appeared Sebastian was still reluctant to give him the attention he so obviously deserved. and to insult his equally-as-precious William on top of that? he certainly wouldn't be giving any help. ...if he had any help to give in the first place. the manic background whoosh had stopped and his pout could practically be visible through his voice when he next spoke]

I didn't escape. It wasn't punishment so much as payback! Payback for his princely rescue~! And if dear Ciel happened to be here, he'd have probably been killed by those boring creatures.

...Or that miserable toad lady.

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[blackcoatbutt]

Ah. Certainly. Stepping on your face could only have been an expression of deepest love and desire. Admirable. [dryly]

Creatures? ...You think of me so poorly. I'd have known if three years of training had been wasted already. [a slightly hurt tone, entirely, if convincingly contrived, shades his voice.]

A toad lady? You certainly seem to see a lot of strange things... I had thought this was still a human world... Unless it's one of yours?

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[jack_and_juliet]

[deciding to evade the whole face ordeal for the sake of his own pride among other things, he simply tutted at the first statement]

I would never think poorly of you, my dear! Humans are just fragile things! It doesn't matter if you've wasted three or thirty years on him, his bones would still splinter beautifully.~

[to the second, there's only a dismissive laugh] This world isn't familiar to me. The worlds I've been to are never this uneventful! No toads to speak of, the horrible things.

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[blackcoatbutt]

[frowns at the Cross and sighs and ignores the remark about Ciel. Since Grell hadn't found him, he was in no immediate danger. It seemed Grell wasn't going to provide much information either, as flighty as his comments were.]

Uneventful? Then you haven't sought out this 'god' or a way out?

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[jack_and_juliet]

No, no. There's no point in wasting the time doing something as pointless as searching for a way out! You should be used to these sorts of situations by now~ Besides, things will be much more interesting now that you're here!

[-and he's decided to continue being as unhelpful and vague as possible

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[blackcoatbutt]

Used to? I really can't say I'm used to being plucked from somewhere and restrained against my will as much as you may.

[Smile like a fake, yeah~]

[ooc:Grell must take a look at Sebastian's accidental striptease video post! :D]