Stolen from Jame-ity James
1) High school was:
Boring and trite
2) Never in my life:
have I truly regretted anything, ever.
3) When I was five:
I was afraid to go to school.
4) My uncle:
got kicked out of my Dad's house for having sex.
5) I will never forget:
D&D in Franklin's garage
6) I once met:
Bruce Campbell
7) There's this guy I know who:
would defend my honor
8) Once, at a bar:
I drank too much Jameson and fell off my stool.
9) By noon Im usually:
waking up for work, or already there.
10) Last night:
I went to a speakeasy party and swing danced with Jeremy
11) If I only had:
money for college
12) Next time I go to church, I'll:
Hear a moral tale dancing in dogma (ha ha James)
13) Terry Schiavo:
made me happy I didn't own a television.
14) What worries me most:
is that I'll never be truly independent
15) When I turn my head left, I see:
a pirate flag!
16) When I turn my head right I see:
Burt's Bee's lotion and a drum
17) You know Im lying when:
I don't lie.
18) You know what I miss most about the eighties:
being a child.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare:
I'd be Ophelia
20) By this time next year:
I'll be in school, and in love.
21) A better name for me would be:
Well, I like my name, but I suppose I'd have picked Sadie.
22) I have a hard time understanding:
ignorance
23) If/when I go back to school Ill:
Learn more french, become a vet tech, and get involved with theatre.
24) You know I like you if:
I make eye contact with you often.
25) If I won an award:
I would smile.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro:
You know, I really don't know what you want from this.
27) Take my advice, never:
Settle
28) My ideal breakfast is:
Feta and tomato omelette and peanutbutterchip/chocolate chip pancakes.
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
X Offender- Blondie
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:
(Cleveland Heights) Going to Felt and ordering a Mongolian Mother-Fucker
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars:
-aren't as pretty as sunflowers
-are interesting
-are cool looking
-I hate running.
32) Why doesn't everyone:
listen to Dar Williams
33) If you spend the night at my house:
You'll leave well-fed, smoked, rested, and happy.
34) I'd stop my wedding for:
a lot of things.
35) The world could do without:
Ignorance and apathy
36) Id rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
than eat another piece of red meat
38) Paper clips are more useful than:
snowboots with mini-skirts and bare legs.
40) And by the way:
Milk is disgusting and bad for you.
Boring and trite
2) Never in my life:
have I truly regretted anything, ever.
3) When I was five:
I was afraid to go to school.
4) My uncle:
got kicked out of my Dad's house for having sex.
5) I will never forget:
D&D in Franklin's garage
6) I once met:
Bruce Campbell
7) There's this guy I know who:
would defend my honor
8) Once, at a bar:
I drank too much Jameson and fell off my stool.
9) By noon Im usually:
waking up for work, or already there.
10) Last night:
I went to a speakeasy party and swing danced with Jeremy
11) If I only had:
money for college
12) Next time I go to church, I'll:
Hear a moral tale dancing in dogma (ha ha James)
13) Terry Schiavo:
made me happy I didn't own a television.
14) What worries me most:
is that I'll never be truly independent
15) When I turn my head left, I see:
a pirate flag!
16) When I turn my head right I see:
Burt's Bee's lotion and a drum
17) You know Im lying when:
I don't lie.
18) You know what I miss most about the eighties:
being a child.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare:
I'd be Ophelia
20) By this time next year:
I'll be in school, and in love.
21) A better name for me would be:
Well, I like my name, but I suppose I'd have picked Sadie.
22) I have a hard time understanding:
ignorance
23) If/when I go back to school Ill:
Learn more french, become a vet tech, and get involved with theatre.
24) You know I like you if:
I make eye contact with you often.
25) If I won an award:
I would smile.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro:
You know, I really don't know what you want from this.
27) Take my advice, never:
Settle
28) My ideal breakfast is:
Feta and tomato omelette and peanutbutterchip/chocolate chip pancakes.
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
X Offender- Blondie
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:
(Cleveland Heights) Going to Felt and ordering a Mongolian Mother-Fucker
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars:
-aren't as pretty as sunflowers
-are interesting
-are cool looking
-I hate running.
32) Why doesn't everyone:
listen to Dar Williams
33) If you spend the night at my house:
You'll leave well-fed, smoked, rested, and happy.
34) I'd stop my wedding for:
a lot of things.
35) The world could do without:
Ignorance and apathy
36) Id rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
than eat another piece of red meat
38) Paper clips are more useful than:
snowboots with mini-skirts and bare legs.
40) And by the way:
Milk is disgusting and bad for you.