iron chef aint got nothing on us..............
yay for homemade sushi and sangria- although yeah dont go together very well.
<3
an actual workshop on the smiths!
manchester would be quite loverly
i wonder what a britalian accent would sound like........
a summer at UC Skyline- oH yeAh!!
"Tips for Crime Prevention
2. Always carry some form of identification. A label in your clothing will help police to identify your severely mangled, repeatedly penetrated corpse.
9. Should someone attempt to verbally harass you, continue walking and ignore them. Responding to this kind of behavior will only escalate the situation. Instead, follow them home at a discreet distance. When they fall asleep, kill them.
10. When being robbed, be sure to pray to Christ our Savior. Though Christ has yet to prevent any robberies, one can only imagine how immensely ass- kicking it would be if yours was the first. It would be all POOF!, then "My child, pardon my curiousity, but what the fuck do you think you're doing?" then just a flurry of fucking fists and another POOF!"
hmmm... i still think the ice cream truck would be a great front for drug dealers selling to college students