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so heres a story: a man called jonathan armand goes into a building. hes pissed cause he got divorced by his two timing bitch of a wife. the attendant tries to greet him cordially, but he yells at her, takes his ticket, and goes onto the subway. he sees 3 lesbians, 2 homeless, 7 black men and a rabbi. he writes this down, for some reason, and gets off at the next stop. then he gets onto the street, takes a taxi, and goes to his office. the driver doesn't know english, but he still gets to work very early. when he gets to his office, he tells his superviser why everyone is not in. its 3:00 in the morning, and his superviser currently lives in his office. i dont know, he has like 2 houses but he lives in his office. so jonathan goes to his desk, and starts writing down ideas. oh yah, he cheat on his wife with his hot ass girlfriend, but she cheated on him for 4 years longer with a total of 50 men. anyway, he has been writing down ideas when the phone rings. by now its 5:20 in the morning, and Ed and Junette are there, along with some jewish guy who works the south east district. he picks up the phone, and its his girlfriend. she starts asking him why he is gone, and he reminds her that he works a shit load of mornings. she falls back to sleep, and he starts to type up his report. by 7:00, hes tired, so he goes to the coffee, then to the can, back to the coffee, to his boss to see where some pencils are, and back to the coffee. he only once gets coffee, but you know, he likes to check out the black chick in Response team. well, back to work. now, Steve is in. Steve is a writer, like Jonathan, but Steve writes the columns in the weekly opinion page. they work across from each other, and Jonathan asks Steve how the game was. you see, Jonathan had an obligation to his girlfriend to watch a piece of shit movie she co-produced at work. when Steve tells Mr. Armand that the Jets lost, he asks "by how much?". When Steve informs him it was by 6 points, Jonathan gets pissed. he had money on them losing by 14. what the hell. he co-writes a piece on saving money to cover Steve's back, when Tom, the angry black manager at the office, comes in. he looks over it and says "Crap! but we'll run it". now back to Jonathan's work. He writes on exciting news found in unexciting towns. at least thats his writing this month. the boss decides that to keep the writing and material fresh, he just should swap certain writers for certain things. anyway, it's 10:30 now, so its time to leave, but he stays overtime to finish writing an extra story for next years movie trends.
now its 11:15. hes back on the subway. this time, he only sees 4 black guys and 2 jewish guys. when he gets home, he is shocked to find a raccoon has fucked over his garbage can. pissed, he gets his gun.