Apr 11, 2006 00:18
its been goin pretty good lately in some ways bad in others. i kind of know what i wanna do with my life at this point which is cool.before i tell you tho i would like to interject that jensen is fuckin sweet and milking kangaroos. basically what i wanna do is become a rubberband manufacturer in arkansaw. some ppl may see this as weird, or a little bit unusual as an aspiration. but i swear i mean i cant lie damnit i love rubberbands more than anything else. if the name rubberband man wasnt already taken thats what i would change my name to legally. and there are so many benefits to making rubberbands.#1 and i would say this is the biggest benefit is the fact that i would always have access to as many rubberbands as i want! #2 as far as my experience goes (which may i say is x10 of anybody reading this) nothing heats up the ladies quite like a pocket full of rubber bands. there was this one time i was at sea world and igot really scared at the killer whale show and fell down spilling some of the rubberbands out of my pocket. the girl next to me got so excited milk started squirting our of her chest and she immediatly was pregnant then gave birth, automatically making her a milf.(cause she was hot, not ugly) of course i kept my cool as i always do and just whipped it out for her to get to work. but the whole time all i could think about was how much fun i was gonna have when i picked up those rubberbands and went out to the park to flick them around. some of you guys may be like omfg your gay how could you think about shit like that in such a situation my response to that is have you ever flicked a rubber band really really far?