Dec 31, 2005 00:08
yeah so i been down here in palm beach for a while, as usual i havent really done anything but thats cool. nowadays my knees are unusable which leaves me pretty much worthless, i did run 2 miles today which is the only kind of physical activity ive gotten in like a month and a half hurt the knees tho. so im not doin any stunts soon. but forget knees i dont need them.
today vanilla ice came in to pacsun while i was working with his girlfriend. they wanted to buy shoes. i was cool and treated him like a normal person actually didnt even get the shoes for him sent him back to the kid who was workin in the back. we had a freestyle battle, and i won. then he got real angry and we started to fight, it felt really good cause they were playing dmx at the time which is prolly what got him so angry in the first place, but before anything really serious could happen in the fight the manager saw that it was vanilla ice and started playing ice ice baby. this really pissed him off even more cause he hates himself but then all these middle school girls ran in the store and they started dancing all over him and me.(they thought i was wayne brady) we laughed and laughed because i get that all the time and of course he gets the whole vanilla ice thing all the time. conveniently it was now time for my half an hour break so we both went to get some ice cream just for irony sake. he got chocolate i got vanilla, at first i thought this was cool but in retrospect it seems kind of gay.but we became pretty good friends and talked alot about ninja turtles 2. then when we came back to pacsun his girlfriend was still looking at shoes and i was like wtf man this ho is some kind of bitch!!! and he was like hahahahah yeah and gave me not just a high five but a high ten!!!!then since he was bored we got him to stand on the register and perform go ninja go ( as a tribute to the ninja turtles) and while he was doing that i must have made out with 8 middle school girls it was great.so all i have to say for today is thanks ice, i been down on my luck lately and today you made me see that if i make it big pulling middle school girls will not be a problem, thanks man you really are a great guy.
this is a true story,
but vanilla ice did come in today tho.