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Medium: Anime/Manga
Fandom: Hellsing
Subject: Dok/Major
Title: Sex Bomb!
Warnings: severe crack
Notes: For ragetti_wench, without whom much of the ridiculousness that fueled this mix could not have been conceived. Happy Valentine’s Day, Schatz!
Sex Bomb!
He Vas My Boyfriend - Young Frankenstein original cast recording
Love comes vhen you least suspect it
Love dances in on a vhim
I thought maybe I could direct it
But I never expected
A guy like him
He was a bully und a brute
He vas as crazy as a coot
Still I didn't give a hoot
He vas my boyfriend!
With every voman he vould flirt
He alvays treated me like dirt
But I vas happy to be hurt
He vas my boyfriend!
Gay Bar - Electric Six
You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar!
I wanna take you to a gay bar!
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!
Let's start a war!
Start a nuclear war!
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!
Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand - The Beatles
Oh, komm doch
Komm zu mir
Du nimmst mir den Verstand
Oh, komm doch
Komm zu mir
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Oh, du bist so schoen
Schoen wie ein Diamant
Ich will mit dir gehen
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Salt in Our Wounds - HIM
Here we are
In the maelstrom of love
Waiting for the call
To soothe our hearts
Here we are
And don't know how to stop
Waiting for the war
To end it all
Love is insane and baby
We are too
It's our hearts' little grave
And the salt in our wounds
Toxic - Britney Spears
Baby can’t you see, I’m calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It’s dangerous, I’m falling
There’s no escape, I can’t wait
I need a hit, baby give me it
You’re dangerous, I’m loving it
Too high, can’t come down
Losing my head, spinning round and round
Do you feel me now?
With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride
You’re toxic, I’m slippin’ under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I’m addicted to you, don’t you know that you’re toxic?
And I love what you do, don’t you know that you’re toxic?
You May Be Right - Billy Joel
Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
You were lonely for a man
I said take me as I am
'Cause you might enjoy some madness for a while
Now think of all the years you tried to
Find someone to satisfy you
I might be as crazy as you say
If I'm crazy then it's true
That it's all because of you
And you wouldn't want me any other way
You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
It's too late to fight
It's too late to change me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right
Lady GaGa - Bad Romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it’s free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
I want your drama, the touch of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss in the scene
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
You know that I want you, and you know that I need you
I want a bad, bad romance
I want your love and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love and all your lover’s revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Sugar Daddy - Hedwig and the Angry Inch soundtrack
Oh the thrill of control
Like the Blitzkrieg on the roll
Is the sweetest taste I've known
Oh yeah
If you've got some sugar, bring it home
Oh yeah
Come on, sugar daddy, bring it home
Whiskey and French cigarettes
A motorbike with high-speed jets
A Waterpik, a Cuisinart
And a hypo-allergenic dog
Oh, I want all the luxuries of the modern age
Every item on every page
In the Lillian Vernon catalogue
Sex Bomb - Tom Jones
Spy on me baby, use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim, gonna fire, shoot me right
I’m gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight
Now you found the secret code I use
To wash away my lonely blues
So I can’t deny or lie 'cause you’re the only one to make me fly
You know what you are? You’re a
Sex bomb, sex bomb, you’re a sex bomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sex bomb, sex bomb, you’re my sex bomb
And baby you can turn me on
You Make Me Feel Like a Whore - Everclear
I take your word like it was gospel
I'm so eager to please
Yeah I like it when you talk to me
It feels so good inside your shadow
It's the place I need to be
Yeah you know I need to climb you like a tree
There is this place inside
Where all the good things die
Sometimes I feel like a whore
Sometimes I feel like a whore
I hate the way I am around you
I'm so nervous and weird
Sometimes I feel like I'm breathing underwater
You treat me like I am on fire
Like I'm something to eat
You make me hate what I see when I see me
Yeah I dream of the day
When I’ll learn how to make you pay
Baby Got Back - Throwdown
Oh baby, I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, rub that smooth skin
You wanna get in my Benz?
Well use me, use me, ‘cause you ain’t that average Sturmbannführer
Individual tracks available upon request.
Bullet graphic is from 1lovesdevine.
Bomb graphic is from MadKIDFlava.
Font is from loseselfcontrol.
Fandom: Hellsing
Subject: Dok/Major
Title: Sex Bomb!
Warnings: severe crack
Notes: For ragetti_wench, without whom much of the ridiculousness that fueled this mix could not have been conceived. Happy Valentine’s Day, Schatz!
Sex Bomb!
He Vas My Boyfriend - Young Frankenstein original cast recording
Love comes vhen you least suspect it
Love dances in on a vhim
I thought maybe I could direct it
But I never expected
A guy like him
He was a bully und a brute
He vas as crazy as a coot
Still I didn't give a hoot
He vas my boyfriend!
With every voman he vould flirt
He alvays treated me like dirt
But I vas happy to be hurt
He vas my boyfriend!
Gay Bar - Electric Six
You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar!
I wanna take you to a gay bar!
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!
Let's start a war!
Start a nuclear war!
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!
Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand - The Beatles
Oh, komm doch
Komm zu mir
Du nimmst mir den Verstand
Oh, komm doch
Komm zu mir
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Oh, du bist so schoen
Schoen wie ein Diamant
Ich will mit dir gehen
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Komm gib mir deine Hand
Salt in Our Wounds - HIM
Here we are
In the maelstrom of love
Waiting for the call
To soothe our hearts
Here we are
And don't know how to stop
Waiting for the war
To end it all
Love is insane and baby
We are too
It's our hearts' little grave
And the salt in our wounds
Toxic - Britney Spears
Baby can’t you see, I’m calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It’s dangerous, I’m falling
There’s no escape, I can’t wait
I need a hit, baby give me it
You’re dangerous, I’m loving it
Too high, can’t come down
Losing my head, spinning round and round
Do you feel me now?
With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride
You’re toxic, I’m slippin’ under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I’m addicted to you, don’t you know that you’re toxic?
And I love what you do, don’t you know that you’re toxic?
You May Be Right - Billy Joel
Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled
You were lonely for a man
I said take me as I am
'Cause you might enjoy some madness for a while
Now think of all the years you tried to
Find someone to satisfy you
I might be as crazy as you say
If I'm crazy then it's true
That it's all because of you
And you wouldn't want me any other way
You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
It's too late to fight
It's too late to change me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right
Lady GaGa - Bad Romance
I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it’s free
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
I want your drama, the touch of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss in the scene
I want your love
Love, love, love, I want your love
You know that I want you, and you know that I need you
I want a bad, bad romance
I want your love and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love and all your lover’s revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Sugar Daddy - Hedwig and the Angry Inch soundtrack
Oh the thrill of control
Like the Blitzkrieg on the roll
Is the sweetest taste I've known
Oh yeah
If you've got some sugar, bring it home
Oh yeah
Come on, sugar daddy, bring it home
Whiskey and French cigarettes
A motorbike with high-speed jets
A Waterpik, a Cuisinart
And a hypo-allergenic dog
Oh, I want all the luxuries of the modern age
Every item on every page
In the Lillian Vernon catalogue
Sex Bomb - Tom Jones
Spy on me baby, use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim, gonna fire, shoot me right
I’m gonna like the way you fight
And I love the way you fight
Now you found the secret code I use
To wash away my lonely blues
So I can’t deny or lie 'cause you’re the only one to make me fly
You know what you are? You’re a
Sex bomb, sex bomb, you’re a sex bomb
You can give it to me when I need to come along
Sex bomb, sex bomb, you’re my sex bomb
And baby you can turn me on
You Make Me Feel Like a Whore - Everclear
I take your word like it was gospel
I'm so eager to please
Yeah I like it when you talk to me
It feels so good inside your shadow
It's the place I need to be
Yeah you know I need to climb you like a tree
There is this place inside
Where all the good things die
Sometimes I feel like a whore
Sometimes I feel like a whore
I hate the way I am around you
I'm so nervous and weird
Sometimes I feel like I'm breathing underwater
You treat me like I am on fire
Like I'm something to eat
You make me hate what I see when I see me
Yeah I dream of the day
When I’ll learn how to make you pay
Baby Got Back - Throwdown
Oh baby, I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, rub that smooth skin
You wanna get in my Benz?
Well use me, use me, ‘cause you ain’t that average Sturmbannführer
Individual tracks available upon request.
Bullet graphic is from 1lovesdevine.
Bomb graphic is from MadKIDFlava.
Font is from loseselfcontrol.