2010 team photos
MUGSHOT TIME!!! God, I love doing these. Every time you think it can’t get worse, it does. (Last year’s, if you’re wondering, are here.)
HELLO!! MY NAME IS JULIO!!! Pardon me, I’ve been on holiday in Ibiza again. Hic!!
*Hiss of pleasure* Soon we will conquer the wretched earthlings.
Oh my god... you’re taking my photo NOW? AT least let me shave! *Click*
Ivan Ramiro was not available. Inter substituted a crude simulacrum.
...You know the situation’s bad when even Javi’s grin looks forced. “Hmm, I see it’s the same photographer as last year. Must ask Mr Moratti to do something about that.”
Lucio spent last night getting punched in the face and headbutting lorries, but still insisted on having his photo taken.
>.< No human face can look like that. He must have thrown a fit about having his photo taken because he wanted to go to Madrid, so they wheeled on another simulacrum and used a bit of CGI.
Sign no. 2 that things are going wrong: Matrix looks like a normal person.
<3 Bless Rivas. Some people are incapable of looking scary. (Which is just as well.)
Same picture as last year, manipped (not particularly well) into the new kit. Boo!!!
I’m very interested in Cambodian architecture of the 16th century, you know.
It's time for Santon's yearly acne status report! Improvement on last year = -10.
Deki was out with Lucio last night.
Well, at least Motta’s trying to look cheerful this year, instead of punching the photographer. His eyes, though, have a certain manic desperation.
I AM VERY TALL. VERY TALL INDEED.
Just hurry up and take the sodding picture, I've got some dancing in my pants to do.
And Mac is our *counts* third normal person so far. That boy’s a powerhouse.
This picture looks so much like last year’s I had to check to make sure it wasn’t the same one, but I eventually realised that Cuchu just doesn’t change very much.
...And Obi went with JC to Ibiza.
Y I K E S
...Is the ability to take a good mugshot inversely proportional to the ability to play football well? Except where MacDonald’s concerned, of course. He can do anything.
This is Nwankwo, apparently. His mughshot troubles me because he looks as if he’s putting his lips up to a pane of glass and is about to pull a puffer-fish face.
Last year’s photo, in case anyone was in any doubt, and let’s not even talk about Inter’it’s (in)ability to manip brown skin.
Ah, Suazo was pulling that face last year as well; so nice to see it wasn’t something the photographer had done wrong. Unless the photographer does the same thing wrong every year.
Milito is the final casualty of photo re-use.
XD!!! For one thing, the raised eyebrow is killing me; for another, the background is so blurry it looks like one of those backdrops they have in prisons where the inmates can stand in front of it, have a photo taken and pretend they were on holiday. Don't drop the soap, Goran.
I don’t ever want to know what drugs he’s taking.
Poor Rafa. I think he feels a bit self-conscious about having his photo taken. *Snuggles*
Absence of José = 1000% less resignation in Beppe’s mugshot.