Well I've narrowed it down...
.... either I'm going to eat myself into being one of those people that have to be lifted our of their home by a crane...
... or I'm going to be one of those people they find in a maggot-infested bathtub, and whose animals have survived in the 3 weeks since my death by drinking toilet water and eating bits off of my corpse.
Seriously... I cannot stop eating. Unfortunately since my car is in the shop (still), I'm stuck eating ramen noodles, coffee and sugar-free jello from the back of my fridge. I suppose I can't do much damage there besides giving myself rickets.
Also I have become so addicted to bubble baths. I take at least 1 a day. I've probably taken more baths (as opposed to showers) in the last week than I have in my entire life.
In order to not think about HIM, I spend the rest of my time watching Season 3 of 30 Rock on Netflix or finishing the last book of the Twilight series.
Idea: Someone should turn those books into a series of movies with mediocre actors and clean up on the product rights.
... or I'm going to be one of those people they find in a maggot-infested bathtub, and whose animals have survived in the 3 weeks since my death by drinking toilet water and eating bits off of my corpse.
Seriously... I cannot stop eating. Unfortunately since my car is in the shop (still), I'm stuck eating ramen noodles, coffee and sugar-free jello from the back of my fridge. I suppose I can't do much damage there besides giving myself rickets.
Also I have become so addicted to bubble baths. I take at least 1 a day. I've probably taken more baths (as opposed to showers) in the last week than I have in my entire life.
In order to not think about HIM, I spend the rest of my time watching Season 3 of 30 Rock on Netflix or finishing the last book of the Twilight series.
Idea: Someone should turn those books into a series of movies with mediocre actors and clean up on the product rights.