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[blackbirdsonnet]

I was too sick to go to work today so instead I've spent the day in bed with swine flu while I try not to die. The rest of the house has basically quarantined me because they're all to busy to be sick and I hate them all for it, the healthy bastards.

So I've been drifting in and out of drugged up sleep and watching Return of The Living Dead 3 (Not

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[neil_waterhouse]

Incoming Uncle soup!

[blackbirdsonnet]

You'll get sick! I have zombie flu! It turns everyone into horribly mucus filled but really hot women.

[neil_waterhouse]

You underestimate my immune system, young niece. I bet I can get away with just turning into a really hot woman.

[blackbirdsonnet]

You'd be the hottest of them all, I'm sure.

[neil_waterhouse]

I'll be there with the soup shortly, then, and my best pair of heels.