in Dip's car, after poring through ridiculous housewares at Value Village:
Dennis: *picks up a cup from the cupholder with about 1/2" of blue liquid in it, sniffs* Hmm, I wonder what this is.
Jen: Oh Dennis, gross, don't drink that!
D: *takes a sip* What, there might be booze in there, I don't want to waste it! Here, smell that, you tell me what it is.
J: *sniffs* It smells like mouthwash.
D: What? No it doesn't.
J: It's totally mouthwash! You totally put it in your mouth before getting into the car and then spat it in there.
D: Well, it does smell minty...
J: Yeah, because it's mouthwash. You just drank old, used mouthwash.
D: *shrug* Well, at least it's my own.
Jen: Oh Dennis, gross, don't drink that!
D: *takes a sip* What, there might be booze in there, I don't want to waste it! Here, smell that, you tell me what it is.
J: *sniffs* It smells like mouthwash.
D: What? No it doesn't.
J: It's totally mouthwash! You totally put it in your mouth before getting into the car and then spat it in there.
D: Well, it does smell minty...
J: Yeah, because it's mouthwash. You just drank old, used mouthwash.
D: *shrug* Well, at least it's my own.