no, I won't tell you what the dream was about
I hate how alarms always manage to wake you up at the best part of a good dream. Mrr.
While I was making breakfast I put an egg in an empty cream cheese container and put it in the microwave (it makes it exactly the right size to fit on an english muffin), not noticing that there was still a little bit of the foil seal stuck on the edge. Consequently, the thing lit on fire after 15 seconds and melted a chunk of the container and covered my egg with little black bits of burnt foil and plastic. I am awesome.
While I was making breakfast I put an egg in an empty cream cheese container and put it in the microwave (it makes it exactly the right size to fit on an english muffin), not noticing that there was still a little bit of the foil seal stuck on the edge. Consequently, the thing lit on fire after 15 seconds and melted a chunk of the container and covered my egg with little black bits of burnt foil and plastic. I am awesome.