Ohmans.
'I am a superstar,
with a big big house,
and a big big car;
I am a superstar,
and I don't care who you are,'
XDDD 'Superstar' by Toybox.
Toybox is absolutely insane and if they weren't so entertaining I would have had them stoned to death a while back, because effing HELL they're brain-breaking as all shit.
Also, KENNOT GET OVER TAHT SONG FER MAH LIFES. 'Got many money, honey, I'm a superstar' I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I FIND THAT SO FRICKIN' HILARIOUS.
So.
I'm half a centimeter taller than my sister now! YAYMOOSIEZ :D :D :D
Okay.
Why are my internal organs seizing up? WHAT THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU INTERNAL ORGANS? WHAT???
Oh.
THIS IS ABOUT THE CANDY ISN'T IT? WELL SUE ME FOR FEELING SAD AND HAVING SUGAR WITHDRAWAL. YES I AM A HEDONISTIC LITTLE BITCH.
Ow. That really hurts. I don't think I've ever felt like this before. It's like my left...what's in that spot? My kidney? o___O
Well, it feels like my left kidney is shrivelling up and dying. What the fuck.
...Oh...kay...suddenly better -___- wtmfshfcfasdf.
There is no point to this entry. Don't bother trying to figure it out.
It's raining, and the trees are fluttering, and I'm going to turn off all unnecessary lights so I can see the raindrops.
This takes a while, because there are five switches to manipulate lighting in this living room and I can never really remember which does what. There are far too many unnecessary switches in this house. I think there's about six for the kitchen/dining room, and four for the hallways, or something. I'm pretty sure a couple of them do the same thing, and at least one doesn't seem to do anything at all.
I would talk smack about whoever designed this house, but he's a friend of my parents. He's friendly and he's bald, which is kind of funny somehow, but he drives a really ugly Mercedes-Benz that has big nostrils (SOPHIA AND I WASHED THAT CAR WHEN THEY WERE OVER AS A BONUS TO WASHING THE ONE WE'RE USING WHILE OUR CAR IS SHIPPED OVER. WE GOT PAID! But not from him. >:( MEAN. Though he did say we didn't have to).
He has a really awesome koi pond that I contemplated discreetly pushing Steve into. I think it's about twenty feet deep. They've got like a six-step water purifying system for it that STILL doesn't make it safe for humans to drink. I don't really see the point.
WHAT DO THOSE FISH NEED THAT WE DON'T, HUH? >:l
As I said, no point. But the rain is really pretty and as soon as I can figure out how I'll post pictures of the view outside the big window.
Sophia and I fought today. It was a bitter but minor squabble, but it's the first one we've had in weeks--months, even. Usually we can put up with a fair amount of shit from each other (I poke her sometimes and I always forget she HATES that, and apparently I can be really really annoying sometimes; she heaps constant verbal abuse upon me and smacks me around from time to time), but this one just...snowballed.
It'll blow over by tomorrow, tops, but it still makes me feel icky and blah and stuff. :(