Jul 08, 2008 17:37
I forgot to rant about the UBERAWESOMEMOVIEWHOO that I saw five times in three different languages (English, Korean, & Japanese--don't ask, international flight), with Chinese subtitles, on the THIRTEEN-HOUR FLIGHT FROM HELL.
VERY ROUGH diagram:
Tokyo Narita <---------------------(Pacific)--------------------------(US W edge)---------------------------Washington Dulles Int'l Airport (near VA)
Ohgodsnoes.
Anyway, this WONDEFABUTASTICAL MOVIE OF GREAT AMAZINGNESS is...
.....wait for it.....
....a bit more.....
......'HORTON HEARS A WHO'!!!!!
No, I'm serious. I cried watching it. No one could hear the Whos! HORTON ALMOST BECAME A MARTYR!!!
Favourite HHW character of all time: JOJO. Little quiet emo child S2 I JUST WANT TO GRAB HIM AND GIVE HIM A BIG SCHNOOGLE.
I swear, if I was a Who I'd be RIGHT THERE snapping him up like he was goddamn CANDY.
And even though my favourite part of the movie was DEFINITELY the random cartoon sequence when Horton goes all kung fu master (and gets smacked on the ass and starts crying and is ABSOLUTELY ADORABLES), my SECOND favourite has got to be the very end when Jojo is like, "I can't fight this fee~eee~ling...any~MOOOAAAARRRRR!!!!" MUCH LOVE.
And then, of course, who can forget Rudie? "Mom, you're so weird, don't do this to me."/ "엄마, 창피하게 왜 자꾸 이래요?" XP
Even though Jojo is voiced by Jesse McCartney (I SENSE MYSELF A TREMENDOUS HAS-BEEN LOOOSEEERRR WHO WAS ONLY EVER POPULAR BECAUSE HE USED TO BE PRETTY, LIKE AARON CARTER WHO BY THE WAY LOOKS REALLY WEIRD NOW), it's oddly fitting somehow...if you can ignore the fact that it's, well, JESSE MCCARTNEY. (BAHAHAHAHAHALOOOOSEEERRRR)
By the way, I found this quote EXCEPTIONALLY memorable...
"Let this be a lesson to all:
A person's a person, no matter how small."
YES.
yaaarrrgghhh!