Rahhh >:D (LIVE From Seoul)
So,
1. I am sleeping on a blanket on the floor.
1a. This is unfortunate, because I tend to sleep on my side.
1b. Ow.
2. My parents actually expect me to read this summer. This would normally not be much of a problem, except that they are tossing me random Korean books and TELLING ME HOW LONG MY POST-READ IMPRESSIONS OF THE BOOK SHOULD BE.
2a. WHISKY-TANGO-FOXTROT GET ME OUT OF HERE.
2b. On the plus side, my dad's got me three of a four-book Agatha Christie best works set (fourth pending publication). Too bad they're in Korean, but I can deal.
2c. Agatha Christie is fucking amazing. Screw Oprah, worship HER. I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S DEAD. JESUS IS A ZOMBIE AND *HE* STILL HAS ABOUT FOUR BILLION FOLLOWERS.
3. Religion sucks. I'm not going to church.
3a. I don't NEED religion. I'm a soulless bitch who's going to hell and is going to party a lot when she gets there.
3b. I found a baby picture of me in which I seem to be attempting to grab an old nun's nose while in the arms of my loving mother.
3c. TAKE THAT, NUN!
3d. Christian fundamentalists should be quarantined and re-introduced to reason and reality. NO ONE LIKES YOU, FUNDAMENTALISTS. GET OVER YOURSELVES. WE DON'T WANT YOUR RELIGION HERE.
3e. "My first kiss will be at the altar!" My ass. You know, I heard the Jonas Brothers wear promise rings.
3f. Promise rings are an insanely stupid and unrealistic thing that Christian fundamentalists do. Basically, it's a promise to God/Jesus that you won't have sex until you're married.
3g. Excuse me while I laugh my ass off. What. The. FUCK, Jonas Brothers.
4. I'm lonely and no one ever seems to be reading these. Maybe I'll stop. YOU GUYS DON'T LOVE ME ANYMOARRRR. >:(((((
4a. I ate a whole baguette by myserlf last week. One of the long ones.
4b. In less than an hour.
4c. With half a very small wheel of Camembert cheese. And three tangerines...
4d. I don't want to see another baguette for a while.
4e. (But it was good.)
4f. ((Shut up, I'd collapsed into a semi-coma and missed dinner the night before. Goddamn jet lag.))
5. Amber, if you're reading this, I suggest you try out The Exies. Great band, I think you'll like them.
1. I am sleeping on a blanket on the floor.
1a. This is unfortunate, because I tend to sleep on my side.
1b. Ow.
2. My parents actually expect me to read this summer. This would normally not be much of a problem, except that they are tossing me random Korean books and TELLING ME HOW LONG MY POST-READ IMPRESSIONS OF THE BOOK SHOULD BE.
2a. WHISKY-TANGO-FOXTROT GET ME OUT OF HERE.
2b. On the plus side, my dad's got me three of a four-book Agatha Christie best works set (fourth pending publication). Too bad they're in Korean, but I can deal.
2c. Agatha Christie is fucking amazing. Screw Oprah, worship HER. I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S DEAD. JESUS IS A ZOMBIE AND *HE* STILL HAS ABOUT FOUR BILLION FOLLOWERS.
3. Religion sucks. I'm not going to church.
3a. I don't NEED religion. I'm a soulless bitch who's going to hell and is going to party a lot when she gets there.
3b. I found a baby picture of me in which I seem to be attempting to grab an old nun's nose while in the arms of my loving mother.
3c. TAKE THAT, NUN!
3d. Christian fundamentalists should be quarantined and re-introduced to reason and reality. NO ONE LIKES YOU, FUNDAMENTALISTS. GET OVER YOURSELVES. WE DON'T WANT YOUR RELIGION HERE.
3e. "My first kiss will be at the altar!" My ass. You know, I heard the Jonas Brothers wear promise rings.
3f. Promise rings are an insanely stupid and unrealistic thing that Christian fundamentalists do. Basically, it's a promise to God/Jesus that you won't have sex until you're married.
3g. Excuse me while I laugh my ass off. What. The. FUCK, Jonas Brothers.
4. I'm lonely and no one ever seems to be reading these. Maybe I'll stop. YOU GUYS DON'T LOVE ME ANYMOARRRR. >:(((((
4a. I ate a whole baguette by myserlf last week. One of the long ones.
4b. In less than an hour.
4c. With half a very small wheel of Camembert cheese. And three tangerines...
4d. I don't want to see another baguette for a while.
4e. (But it was good.)
4f. ((Shut up, I'd collapsed into a semi-coma and missed dinner the night before. Goddamn jet lag.))
5. Amber, if you're reading this, I suggest you try out The Exies. Great band, I think you'll like them.