don't know what you do to me....
A True Friend
>
> Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always
> sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here
> is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
>
> 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
> 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
>
> 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
>
> 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
>
> 6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
>
> 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
>
>
> Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend
> will help you move a body! Let me know if I ever need to bring a
> shovel.
curtesy of my dear friend mic...hahaha....i really have nothing to say about today. not like i can type much more. my hands are starting to really shake. man i wanna sing, in front of people. oh well
>
> Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always
> sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here
> is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
>
> 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
> 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
>
> 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
>
> 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
>
> 6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
>
> 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
>
> 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
>
>
> Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend
> will help you move a body! Let me know if I ever need to bring a
> shovel.
curtesy of my dear friend mic...hahaha....i really have nothing to say about today. not like i can type much more. my hands are starting to really shake. man i wanna sing, in front of people. oh well