"Party like it's 1999...."
That there Prince rendition took on a WHOLE new meaning @ the turn of the century in Nawlin's, Lewsiana. Let's just say that you should ALWAYS expect the unexpected. Sat. night at vampy13's, I soon discovered that just when you THINK you've seen the unthinkable, you're shittin' yourself. Really you are...
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To what intensity was New Year's 2000 imitated @ Morgan
soiree'?! Since I lived to type about it, you too can benefit from my distorted and mind-bending experiences....or the part my brain allow's for.....whichever...
I expect that YOU were there, yes?! I was; (dolled up;per the usual) though don't ask me if we were formally introduced. I wouldn't know. Wouldn't that be a disappointment on your part if I fumbled for the words to let your ego down gently. *Fill in the blank, WHO?* Pissfire, don't take it personally. I was lucky to remember MY name, be the condition my condition was in.
First-off, let me say, that the one and only regret I have is that I wasn't able to stay longer and do something that I WOULD regret twenty distant years from now. Hear ye, hear ye, (for those not in the KNOW), our event did have a worthwhile purpose. It was a post- birfday party for Morgan, a sianora bid-ye-well for Ashley, and for I, a "milk-the-action-for-all-it's-worth- b/c- you're- taking -on -a- second job."And-OUCH-( reluctantly enough), first thing (bright- the- fuck early) Monday morning.Expect a revival of what went down last weekend-if recoveries see fit(bankwise(cause we're broke as a joke), hang-overs;( absence thereof). So mark it down on your calender/planner for mid-August, roughly. Consider it a belated 15th for the BaT. Yeah, I'm such a spring chicken. You know it.
Secondly, I learned a VERY valuable and lesson boys and girls. Never, NEVER, never(oh lordy don't) torture your ridiculously uncooperative and contrary S.O.(not naming names) by forcing by subjecting him to people not of his own kind. This will create unnecessary friction and the oh-so-dreaded melodrama, thusly spelling disaster. IF not transmitting unwelcome vibes and energy to the party-goers. Discomfort and tension will cause others to retreat. Or do*gasp* the detestable.(Introduce themselves and strike up a conversation, maybe?) NOT the life's ambition a person with my sunny disposition strives to invoke. I could say more, but I'll leave it at that. And don't ask me to elaborate further. Be a waste of my precious, ever-vanishing time. I do however, wish to extend My SINCERIST apologies to the unfortunates witnessing the verbal struggle mine and my other exchanged. In other news, whether he wanted it or not, he got a piece of my mind when we took our leave. Why should I expect any different?!
Lastly, questions of the day:
Who got-off on seeing my cleavage?!Anyone manage to rouse Andy from his comatose-like state?!Who else did a strip-tease?!How many of the 300 jello shooters were not sought out and maimed?! Is Brooke able to form sentences?! Pikktures(evidence)? Where can I find a man who can appreciate my wild-spritedness(i.e, night on the town), but treasures/values the one-on-one intimacy of a (so-so) mongymous relationship? (Admittedly and more intriguingly, I want it BOTH ways.) Why not? We live in a have-it-all society. Is there such a thing as a STRESS-free relationship?! Why do I always attract the authoratarian, father-figurely sorts?!What'd I miss when we vacated the place?!
Moreover, this here modem is being DIFFICULT; acting out as would a temperamental two-year old. Bloody techNo-O-loGy. Whenever this is posted is when my machine is able to successfully acheive dial-up. Sweet Jesus.
Replies at your own discretion..... OR when you have some semblance of an answer.....whichthefuckever...
*stretch* I'm turning in while I still have a pulse. Knowing you knowing me, you KNOW that my high-strung self won't drift off immediately, as I'll be thinking of the areas in my life awaiting a MUCH-needed make-over.Completing Bachelor's ranking in the upper portion of the list.
Waylayed-and washed up on the shore,
~~BAT~~
SO-
To what intensity was New Year's 2000 imitated @ Morgan
soiree'?! Since I lived to type about it, you too can benefit from my distorted and mind-bending experiences....or the part my brain allow's for.....whichever...
I expect that YOU were there, yes?! I was; (dolled up;per the usual) though don't ask me if we were formally introduced. I wouldn't know. Wouldn't that be a disappointment on your part if I fumbled for the words to let your ego down gently. *Fill in the blank, WHO?* Pissfire, don't take it personally. I was lucky to remember MY name, be the condition my condition was in.
First-off, let me say, that the one and only regret I have is that I wasn't able to stay longer and do something that I WOULD regret twenty distant years from now. Hear ye, hear ye, (for those not in the KNOW), our event did have a worthwhile purpose. It was a post- birfday party for Morgan, a sianora bid-ye-well for Ashley, and for I, a "milk-the-action-for-all-it's-worth- b/c- you're- taking -on -a- second job."And-OUCH-( reluctantly enough), first thing (bright- the- fuck early) Monday morning.Expect a revival of what went down last weekend-if recoveries see fit(bankwise(cause we're broke as a joke), hang-overs;( absence thereof). So mark it down on your calender/planner for mid-August, roughly. Consider it a belated 15th for the BaT. Yeah, I'm such a spring chicken. You know it.
Secondly, I learned a VERY valuable and lesson boys and girls. Never, NEVER, never(oh lordy don't) torture your ridiculously uncooperative and contrary S.O.(not naming names) by forcing by subjecting him to people not of his own kind. This will create unnecessary friction and the oh-so-dreaded melodrama, thusly spelling disaster. IF not transmitting unwelcome vibes and energy to the party-goers. Discomfort and tension will cause others to retreat. Or do*gasp* the detestable.(Introduce themselves and strike up a conversation, maybe?) NOT the life's ambition a person with my sunny disposition strives to invoke. I could say more, but I'll leave it at that. And don't ask me to elaborate further. Be a waste of my precious, ever-vanishing time. I do however, wish to extend My SINCERIST apologies to the unfortunates witnessing the verbal struggle mine and my other exchanged. In other news, whether he wanted it or not, he got a piece of my mind when we took our leave. Why should I expect any different?!
Lastly, questions of the day:
Who got-off on seeing my cleavage?!Anyone manage to rouse Andy from his comatose-like state?!Who else did a strip-tease?!How many of the 300 jello shooters were not sought out and maimed?! Is Brooke able to form sentences?! Pikktures(evidence)? Where can I find a man who can appreciate my wild-spritedness(i.e, night on the town), but treasures/values the one-on-one intimacy of a (so-so) mongymous relationship? (Admittedly and more intriguingly, I want it BOTH ways.) Why not? We live in a have-it-all society. Is there such a thing as a STRESS-free relationship?! Why do I always attract the authoratarian, father-figurely sorts?!What'd I miss when we vacated the place?!
Moreover, this here modem is being DIFFICULT; acting out as would a temperamental two-year old. Bloody techNo-O-loGy. Whenever this is posted is when my machine is able to successfully acheive dial-up. Sweet Jesus.
Replies at your own discretion..... OR when you have some semblance of an answer.....whichthefuckever...
*stretch* I'm turning in while I still have a pulse. Knowing you knowing me, you KNOW that my high-strung self won't drift off immediately, as I'll be thinking of the areas in my life awaiting a MUCH-needed make-over.Completing Bachelor's ranking in the upper portion of the list.
Waylayed-and washed up on the shore,
~~BAT~~