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blackandwhite02

[public] is dead

Aug 01, 2006 11:58

wonderkid is trying to kill me! Kill me I tell you! Look at the picture in the comments here. My dear sweet boys are in the US. They will be playing together (*crosses fingers*) on August 5th on MY TELEVISION SCREEN. Last night I was feeling very "Chelsea be damned" due to great Liverpool pride but really, who can not love these boys?

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public, andriy shevchenko, michael ballack, epl: liverpool, wc: usa, football/soccer, baseball, wc: england

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wonderkid August 1 2006, 17:07:51 UTC

Four days. FOUR DAYS! I suppose I'll have to revive you before then, or you might haunt me for the rest of my life.

P.S. Your boys didn't do so well in that friendly. :( Grasshoppers 2-0 Liverpool.

blackandwhite02 August 1 2006, 17:58:37 UTC

You have no idea how much I will haunt you if I am still dead on Saturday. Your TV might mysteriously shut off every time you are happily enjoying Micha on screen. Wouldn't that be fun for you?

What do you mean by calling them "my boys." I don't care if Chelsea is your number one team but you're rooting for Liverpool as well, correct? CORRECT? (Be honest, but remember that your answer greatly affects my neverending opinion of you.)

wonderkid August 1 2006, 18:25:57 UTC

Okay, okay, I'll revive you. Not today, though. Check back with me tomorrow, and I'll see what I can do.

I called them "your boys" because they TOTALLY ARE your boys. Chelsea is my #1, but I do suppose I can cheat on them a bit and root for Liverpool on the side. I just can't deny Stevie. Or Crouch. Or Xabi. Or this Luis Garcia, who looks very promising, btw.

Then again, I can't deny Micha. Or Sheva. Or Joe Cole. Or JT. Shall I continue?

Surely you can understand, otherwise I will have to check your temperature and order you eat lots of chicken soup.

But if Chelsea and Liverpool play against one another, which will surely happen,... I will have to root for Chelsea.

Stevie and Xabi are cooler than Micha and Sheva (by a little) blackandwhite02 August 1 2006, 18:40:26 UTC

When Liverpool and Chelsea play each other perhaps we should pray for a tie because otherwise we might stop speaking to one another. Although that doesn't seem too likely. One of us will just be slightly more disappointed than the other, and then there will be guilt over inspiring that disappointment and whatnot.

but Micha and Sheva will be > Stevie and Xabi in a few weeks wonderkid August 1 2006, 21:40:33 UTC

Oh, but I hate when matches end in ties. *pouts*

Well, I have an idea that should at least ease the sting of defeat a bit: I say the winner should treat the loser to a consolatory pic spam. (Maybe the loser should even get to choose what the pic spam focuses on--Torsten's hair, for example, or Micha's incredible hips, or perhaps Stevie's unbelievable smile?)

Let's make it Stevie/Xabi/Micha/Sheva and let our brains explode! blackandwhite02 August 2 2006, 02:26:01 UTC

An excellent plan! I'm sure that the picspams I organize for you will distract you from the pain of Chelsea's losses to Liverpool. :)

DO YOU WANT US TO DIE?!?! wonderkid August 2 2006, 14:33:32 UTC

Dear, I think you got confused for a second there: surely you meant Liverpool's losses to Chelsea. *pats your head* Don't worry, momentary confusion happens to the best of us.

It would save us from fighting over our teams blackandwhite02 August 2 2006, 18:51:43 UTC

I'm fairly certain that I knew what I was typing. You, on the other hand, clearly have serious issues. Liverpool will beat Chelsea. It's rather obvious, you know.

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