Contact Post {{IC}}
"Hey, you're calling Kuri, for some reason. Apparently, I've lost my phone again or something, so I can't pick it up. Leave a message after the beep, and if I'm not bored, I'll respond. Capisce? Capisce. Wonder what language that is anyway..."
{{Please specify whether you're texting, leaving a message, emailing, whatever, in the subject~!}}