An Interesting Comparison

[black_wind]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

Versus...

I saw mommy strangling Santa Claus
Underneath the starry sky last night
She didn't see me creep
Out the door to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw mommy kicking Santa Claus
Right between his chubby legs last night
Oh it must have been a sin
Where had the police been
With mommy kicking Santa Claus last night?

I saw mommy killing Santa Claus
Underneath the starry sky last night
She didn't see me creep
Out the door to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw mommy bury Santa Claus
Underneath the patio last night
She didn't hear a peep
Until she heard me weep
And decided I belonged with him

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This has been another fine installment of "It Came From the Internet." Come back next week to see if I've bothered to learn the chords to that song and record it. Scary.