oh. my. god
-collapses and dies- WHY DID AMERICA, GIVEN THE CHANCE TO UNDO THEIR STUPIDITY, RE-ELECT THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE?!
-sighs dramaticly- the entire world is sitting at home laughing their asses off at us, cause we are just. that. stupid. Even osama binladin is laughing his ass off in his posh little cave somewhere with his serving women and iraquie alchohal. oh my flippin god! the "grown ups" of our society have NO SENCE WHATSOEVER. im convinced its because democrats are lazy bums and dont wanna bother getting off their fat asses, cause if they did, those di-hard republicans would have no chance. NO chance. cause america is liberal, usually when you walk down the street you dont see every other person cursing out gay people and praising god and being all steriotypical, you see people who live in harmony for the most part. my lord
and i learned something else disturbing today, as my mom and i took an hour long detour cause she cant follow directions properlly. I learned that 40% of the population in America are staunch catholics, who believe every fuckin word in the bible is true. If every word in the bible were true...man id be a huge ass sinner. But 40% of our country believes the world was created in 7 days, beleives gays are immoral, and believes that moses split the ocean. o. my. fucking. goddess. that puts alot of faith in good old america! YAY! 40% of americans HATE ME!
On to another - slightly better topic, my little horse, is the most spoiled horse man. i wanna be brushed all over with some of those brushes i bought her and those sugar cubes man! shes lucky if she even gets them, cause i ate a few already on the car ride home. ^_^
Another note: Never give my mom directions, cause she cant follow them anyways. We went to one place, and they were like, no we dont have saddle pads yada yada so we asked where they DID have them. They gave us directions to a store 15 mins away, simple no? Hah! My mom made a wrong turn that took us on a fucking two lane never ending hic road. We made like an hour detour >_< and then we finally got to the place and i was tired and cranky and my mom made me talk to the sales lady. I HATE talking to strange people, and she know sit. Im kinda phobic of people who work for big corperations. i dunno why, but i hate talking to the pizza man, im like litterally afraid of them. its kinda stupid. but i had to go up to this really really scary lookin massive black chick who looked like she could prolly break me in half, and she just pointed me in some other direction, so i talked to this really pretty little girl who had no fucking idea what she was talking about, so finally the manager came over and helped me. She coordianted my brushes with Duckys coat, i was like aww! i love it! cause they are all pudry colours!
right. well im done now cause i just got home and im tired. Amber doesnt get home till around 7:00 so i have just that long to concentrate on my homework, cause at 7 ill be on the computer waiting for her. good times no? haha im a little obsessed. love you amber ^_^
-sighs dramaticly- the entire world is sitting at home laughing their asses off at us, cause we are just. that. stupid. Even osama binladin is laughing his ass off in his posh little cave somewhere with his serving women and iraquie alchohal. oh my flippin god! the "grown ups" of our society have NO SENCE WHATSOEVER. im convinced its because democrats are lazy bums and dont wanna bother getting off their fat asses, cause if they did, those di-hard republicans would have no chance. NO chance. cause america is liberal, usually when you walk down the street you dont see every other person cursing out gay people and praising god and being all steriotypical, you see people who live in harmony for the most part. my lord
and i learned something else disturbing today, as my mom and i took an hour long detour cause she cant follow directions properlly. I learned that 40% of the population in America are staunch catholics, who believe every fuckin word in the bible is true. If every word in the bible were true...man id be a huge ass sinner. But 40% of our country believes the world was created in 7 days, beleives gays are immoral, and believes that moses split the ocean. o. my. fucking. goddess. that puts alot of faith in good old america! YAY! 40% of americans HATE ME!
On to another - slightly better topic, my little horse, is the most spoiled horse man. i wanna be brushed all over with some of those brushes i bought her and those sugar cubes man! shes lucky if she even gets them, cause i ate a few already on the car ride home. ^_^
Another note: Never give my mom directions, cause she cant follow them anyways. We went to one place, and they were like, no we dont have saddle pads yada yada so we asked where they DID have them. They gave us directions to a store 15 mins away, simple no? Hah! My mom made a wrong turn that took us on a fucking two lane never ending hic road. We made like an hour detour >_< and then we finally got to the place and i was tired and cranky and my mom made me talk to the sales lady. I HATE talking to strange people, and she know sit. Im kinda phobic of people who work for big corperations. i dunno why, but i hate talking to the pizza man, im like litterally afraid of them. its kinda stupid. but i had to go up to this really really scary lookin massive black chick who looked like she could prolly break me in half, and she just pointed me in some other direction, so i talked to this really pretty little girl who had no fucking idea what she was talking about, so finally the manager came over and helped me. She coordianted my brushes with Duckys coat, i was like aww! i love it! cause they are all pudry colours!
right. well im done now cause i just got home and im tired. Amber doesnt get home till around 7:00 so i have just that long to concentrate on my homework, cause at 7 ill be on the computer waiting for her. good times no? haha im a little obsessed. love you amber ^_^