My Cat and Pyramids
My girlfriend got me a cat. Shes a little runt calico with a tall twice as long as her body. We named her Oni. Dont know if my landlord will let me keep her yet. Problem is when Eleana leaves and I go to sleep Oni becomes this psycho kitty. She keeps jumping up onto my window sill and meowing so fucking loud. We're getting her spayed in a week so hopefully she'll stop; but if anyone has any good cat advice for the problem let me know!
Other than that things are pretty awesome. Eleana and I have been inseparable for the past five months. Its so weird were growing into a single entity of bad-ass-ness and eventually we will enslave as many people as possible and force them to build us a great temple that will rival The Egyptian Pyramids. So much so that people walk by them and say, "Damn those Pyramids are gay." The end.
Other than that things are pretty awesome. Eleana and I have been inseparable for the past five months. Its so weird were growing into a single entity of bad-ass-ness and eventually we will enslave as many people as possible and force them to build us a great temple that will rival The Egyptian Pyramids. So much so that people walk by them and say, "Damn those Pyramids are gay." The end.