Hey! Your Eating My Bosom!

May 16, 2007 02:00

Fact: The Vagina is Ergonomically Superior to the Penis

Which is indeed probably true; I don't recall ever once being glad I had penis, rather than a vagina. Exception though being, I'm glad I'll never have to worry about being pregnant; I wouldn't mind the periods necessarily, but carrying a living thing inside me...I'd like to have a kid, but I don't think I'd make the greatest mother; I'm not even sure about father, but I'd just have to take that chance, wouldn't I...or shouldn't I...

Why'd I have to go & get serious :P

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