FANFIC: "Showers & Murder (AU ACU Scrap)" (Min7en- DBSK's Changmin x Se7en)
Title: Showers & Murder
Pairings: Min7en (Changmin x Se7en)
Writer: black_prophet
Genre: AU (Alternate Universe) for AC (Angel Chronicles), Fluffy Scrap
Rating: PG13 (Sensuality)
Warning: Cranky Maknae, Bad-Idea Se7en, Raging Silver, Unnecessary YunJae Cameo, An AU for my ACU Verse, Overall Shortness of Fic
A/N: I ship Changmin x Food, like any good Cassie. ^.~ However, I have a certain weakness for Changmin x Se7en. I blame this on one of my favorite writers, but I'm not mad in the slightest. *giggles* This is the actually only the third (or so?) time I'm writing them and is for thesilveramazon because she wants it and she gets what she wants. The spoiled bitch.<3
Disclaimer: I don't own, I probably never will... I do own the Angel Chronicles & Universe, and I'm AUing my already AU story so I can dream of owning, right? No? Fine. Characters not mine, idea based on silliness between me and Silv. Enjoy!
***
As he slowly came awake Changmin hummed, lazily stretching across the bed. He grunted under his breath in annoyance when his questing hands found now warm body, instead encountering cool pillows and silken sheets. So then, his mate had been up and out of bed for a while, and hadn’t even had the courtesy to wake him and say goodbye?
‘He must not like his balls much…’ An acidic voice whispered in Changmin’s mind as the young Kin’s eyes opened to mere slits to view the empty room. ‘I warned him about leaving…’
“Before you kill me…” Se7en murmured in a crooning tone, prowling up onto the bed from behind Changmin and crouching over him. “Or do something worse…”
“Much worse.” Changmin threatened in a growl, glaring at him with one eye through a part in his sleep-ruffled bangs.
“You’d regret the decision.” Sev reminded his mate in a teasing tone, leaning down to nuzzle him. “Come on, get up.”
“Up?” Min muttered. “This is your plan to get back into my good graces? To get me out of bed? You’ve lost what limited intelligence I credited you with…”
“I love you too.” Se7en snorted, shaking his head as he slid back off the bed and placed a firm smack on the curve of his mate’s ass. “Up, before they get back.”
Changmin yelped and jumped, hissing as he tossed a venomous look over his shoulder. The glare melted to confusion a moment later. “Before who gets back?”
“Everyone.” Sev shrugged, grabbing their towels. “But mostly Rain and Silver.”
“Why do we care that they’re gone?” Changmin muttered, rolling over and inching to the end of the bed. Feet on the floor he paused to yawn and rub at his eyes, not quite convinced to walk across the cold tile floor.
“Their shower is free.” Sev pointed out in a low purr.
“You’re not serious.” Changmin jerked, hand falling away from his face as he stared at the older man. When his lover and mate merely smiled, the younger Kin grinned in reply and launched himself across the room. “You are serious.”
“Only if you beat me in there and get the hot water turned on before I catch you.” Sev purred, pushing the door open and slapping at his ass again. “Get going, love, or I’ll take you in the hall or wherever I catch you.”
“You wouldn’t dare.” Changmin grinned, racing down the hallway as he called over his shoulder. “Noona would skin you if she caught us on her floor, or in her bed…”
“Or in their shower…” Sev shrugged, stalking patiently after his mate. “That’s not going to stop us now, is it? Though really, it’s me she’ll skin… You she likes far too much.”
“I’m pretty sure if she catches us having sex in her shower, we’re both dead.” Changmin laughed, and the sound of water flowing made Se7en speed up. “Get in here already!”
**
At the piercing scream that suddenly rang through the house, Jaejoong dropped the glass he’d been fetching from the cabinet and swore. Launching himself through the kitchen and up the stairs, he skidded to a halt in the main hallway as two still-soaking Kin literally flew past him. Taking a moment to glance back after the towel-wearing pair, he shook his head in confusion. “What the hell!?”
“I am going to KILL them BOTH!” Silver’s enraged tone proceeded her as she stormed out of the room, a handful of clothes in one hand and what looked like a sword in the other.
“Whoa!” Jae barked, catching her flailing arm before she could stab him accidentally. “I thought Rain had locked up all the weapons until you’d been trained?”
“THEY WERE FUCKING IN MY SHOWER!” Silver yelled at the top of her lungs. “I don’t care how much we love Min, Jae, I’m going to KILL him!”
“Silv, you have a great shower.” He tried to appeal to her as he pried the weapon from her fingers, passing it off to his mate when Yunho drew close enough. “Can’t you forgive them for using it?”
She turned to him, eyes practically red and nostrils flared. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me, or maybe you just misunderstood.”
“Impossible for us not to hear.” Yunho muttered as he backed away.
Jae glared at him. “Just because she doesn’t have the sword anymore, that doesn’t mean she’s harmless.”
“Right.” Yunho murmured. “Ignore me.”
Jae turned back to the blonde American woman, stroking a lock of her hair back into place. “Alright Silv, what exactly is the problem then, since I misunderstood the first time?”
Not calmed in the slightest, the reply came through gritted teeth. “They were fucking. In my shower.”
Jae blinked at her a moment, and then again as his eyes widened. “Oh… OH! Not that they were in your shower…”
“But that they were having sex in my shower, yes.” She hissed.
“Oh, well then.” Jae murmured, taking the laundry from her and offering the sword. “I don’t really have a good reason for you not to…”
The woman eyed him doubtfully for a moment, and then smirked as she accepted the sword. “I knew I loved you for a reason…”
***
Excuse me while I copy all this extra stuff from the previous AU ACU story to prevent confusion (hopefully): New ACU tag for all you Alternate Universe addicts out there, "ACU: AU" begins here! Edit: ANOTHER NOTE. Apparently there is trouble discerning this an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SCRAP for ACU. THIS IS NOT ACU-CANON, as Se7en already has a mate there!
Please also note: This is not listed under the ACU section, rather it now has it's own "ALTERNATE UNIVERSE ANGEL'S CHRONICLES" header. Okay? Ok.
Pairings: Min7en (Changmin x Se7en)
Writer: black_prophet
Genre: AU (Alternate Universe) for AC (Angel Chronicles), Fluffy Scrap
Rating: PG13 (Sensuality)
Warning: Cranky Maknae, Bad-Idea Se7en, Raging Silver, Unnecessary YunJae Cameo, An AU for my ACU Verse, Overall Shortness of Fic
A/N: I ship Changmin x Food, like any good Cassie. ^.~ However, I have a certain weakness for Changmin x Se7en. I blame this on one of my favorite writers, but I'm not mad in the slightest. *giggles* This is the actually only the third (or so?) time I'm writing them and is for thesilveramazon because she wants it and she gets what she wants. The spoiled bitch.<3
Disclaimer: I don't own, I probably never will... I do own the Angel Chronicles & Universe, and I'm AUing my already AU story so I can dream of owning, right? No? Fine. Characters not mine, idea based on silliness between me and Silv. Enjoy!
***
As he slowly came awake Changmin hummed, lazily stretching across the bed. He grunted under his breath in annoyance when his questing hands found now warm body, instead encountering cool pillows and silken sheets. So then, his mate had been up and out of bed for a while, and hadn’t even had the courtesy to wake him and say goodbye?
‘He must not like his balls much…’ An acidic voice whispered in Changmin’s mind as the young Kin’s eyes opened to mere slits to view the empty room. ‘I warned him about leaving…’
“Before you kill me…” Se7en murmured in a crooning tone, prowling up onto the bed from behind Changmin and crouching over him. “Or do something worse…”
“Much worse.” Changmin threatened in a growl, glaring at him with one eye through a part in his sleep-ruffled bangs.
“You’d regret the decision.” Sev reminded his mate in a teasing tone, leaning down to nuzzle him. “Come on, get up.”
“Up?” Min muttered. “This is your plan to get back into my good graces? To get me out of bed? You’ve lost what limited intelligence I credited you with…”
“I love you too.” Se7en snorted, shaking his head as he slid back off the bed and placed a firm smack on the curve of his mate’s ass. “Up, before they get back.”
Changmin yelped and jumped, hissing as he tossed a venomous look over his shoulder. The glare melted to confusion a moment later. “Before who gets back?”
“Everyone.” Sev shrugged, grabbing their towels. “But mostly Rain and Silver.”
“Why do we care that they’re gone?” Changmin muttered, rolling over and inching to the end of the bed. Feet on the floor he paused to yawn and rub at his eyes, not quite convinced to walk across the cold tile floor.
“Their shower is free.” Sev pointed out in a low purr.
“You’re not serious.” Changmin jerked, hand falling away from his face as he stared at the older man. When his lover and mate merely smiled, the younger Kin grinned in reply and launched himself across the room. “You are serious.”
“Only if you beat me in there and get the hot water turned on before I catch you.” Sev purred, pushing the door open and slapping at his ass again. “Get going, love, or I’ll take you in the hall or wherever I catch you.”
“You wouldn’t dare.” Changmin grinned, racing down the hallway as he called over his shoulder. “Noona would skin you if she caught us on her floor, or in her bed…”
“Or in their shower…” Sev shrugged, stalking patiently after his mate. “That’s not going to stop us now, is it? Though really, it’s me she’ll skin… You she likes far too much.”
“I’m pretty sure if she catches us having sex in her shower, we’re both dead.” Changmin laughed, and the sound of water flowing made Se7en speed up. “Get in here already!”
**
At the piercing scream that suddenly rang through the house, Jaejoong dropped the glass he’d been fetching from the cabinet and swore. Launching himself through the kitchen and up the stairs, he skidded to a halt in the main hallway as two still-soaking Kin literally flew past him. Taking a moment to glance back after the towel-wearing pair, he shook his head in confusion. “What the hell!?”
“I am going to KILL them BOTH!” Silver’s enraged tone proceeded her as she stormed out of the room, a handful of clothes in one hand and what looked like a sword in the other.
“Whoa!” Jae barked, catching her flailing arm before she could stab him accidentally. “I thought Rain had locked up all the weapons until you’d been trained?”
“THEY WERE FUCKING IN MY SHOWER!” Silver yelled at the top of her lungs. “I don’t care how much we love Min, Jae, I’m going to KILL him!”
“Silv, you have a great shower.” He tried to appeal to her as he pried the weapon from her fingers, passing it off to his mate when Yunho drew close enough. “Can’t you forgive them for using it?”
She turned to him, eyes practically red and nostrils flared. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me, or maybe you just misunderstood.”
“Impossible for us not to hear.” Yunho muttered as he backed away.
Jae glared at him. “Just because she doesn’t have the sword anymore, that doesn’t mean she’s harmless.”
“Right.” Yunho murmured. “Ignore me.”
Jae turned back to the blonde American woman, stroking a lock of her hair back into place. “Alright Silv, what exactly is the problem then, since I misunderstood the first time?”
Not calmed in the slightest, the reply came through gritted teeth. “They were fucking. In my shower.”
Jae blinked at her a moment, and then again as his eyes widened. “Oh… OH! Not that they were in your shower…”
“But that they were having sex in my shower, yes.” She hissed.
“Oh, well then.” Jae murmured, taking the laundry from her and offering the sword. “I don’t really have a good reason for you not to…”
The woman eyed him doubtfully for a moment, and then smirked as she accepted the sword. “I knew I loved you for a reason…”
***
Excuse me while I copy all this extra stuff from the previous AU ACU story to prevent confusion (hopefully): New ACU tag for all you Alternate Universe addicts out there, "ACU: AU" begins here! Edit: ANOTHER NOTE. Apparently there is trouble discerning this an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SCRAP for ACU. THIS IS NOT ACU-CANON, as Se7en already has a mate there!
Please also note: This is not listed under the ACU section, rather it now has it's own "ALTERNATE UNIVERSE ANGEL'S CHRONICLES" header. Okay? Ok.