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My car won't start again. It's getting kind of annoying. Hopefully it will be all fixed by the end of the week.
I've been seeing this around LJ. The statements are so funny.
Top Ten Triva Tips about Danielle
1. Danielle can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
2. Peanuts and Danielle are beans!
3. Danielle can sleep with one eye open.
4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Danielle on!
5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Danielle.
6. Danielle is only six percent water.
7. Danielle can use only about ten percent of her brain!
8. The opposite sides of Danielle always add up to seven!
9. Danielle is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
10. Danielle will often glow under UV light.
I've been seeing this around LJ. The statements are so funny.
Top Ten Triva Tips about Danielle
1. Danielle can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.
2. Peanuts and Danielle are beans!
3. Danielle can sleep with one eye open.
4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Danielle on!
5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Danielle.
6. Danielle is only six percent water.
7. Danielle can use only about ten percent of her brain!
8. The opposite sides of Danielle always add up to seven!
9. Danielle is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
10. Danielle will often glow under UV light.