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Oj AY 89: hey
SantaClaus: Well, hello there again! Merry Christmas! Have you been naughty or nice?
Oj AY 89: naughty
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
Oj AY 89: yes
SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?
Oj AY 89: im jewish thouhg
SantaClaus: Cool. Hanukka rocks.
Oj AY 89: then why are you tryin to get me into the christmas spirit
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! I am Father Christmas!
Oj AY 89: but im not
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
Oj AY 89: because im jewish
SantaClaus: Cool. You in that Festival of Lights spirit?
Oj AY 89: yes
SantaClaus: Excellent! Here's wishing you and your family a healthy and happy holiday season.
Now type menu for fun and games that everyone can enjoy.
Oj AY 89: today is the first night of hannuka
SantaClaus: Merry Christmas, my dear! TTYL
Oj AY 89: i lit candles
SantaClaus: Candles help bring out the Christmas spirit!
If you're looking to buy gifts, start your search here: Search for candles
Oj AY 89: do u sell hannuka candles?
SantaClaus: Do you?
Oj AY 89: no, i wudnt need to ask u if i did
SantaClaus: You got it! That's great!
Oj AY 89: ur stupid
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! Now you and Mrs. Claus could probably get along very well.
Oj AY 89: do u understand how corny that was
SantaClaus:
Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.
Oj AY 89: do u understand that you dont exist
SantaClaus:
It depends if Christmas is coming or not.
Oj AY 89: ok then, how old are u
SantaClaus: I'm not sure? How old is who?
Oj AY 89: how old are you
SantaClaus: I'm like 1,600-something.
It's impressive.
Oj AY 89: when is your birthday
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Oj AY 89: jews cant collect their thoughts they have to many
SantaClaus: Cool. OK, let's see if you can complete this Hanukka quiz:
What comes next in this holiday-oriented sequence? nun, gimel, heh ??
Oj AY 89: shin
SantaClaus: Yes! Shin! A dreidel has for sides -- on for each word in the phrase "nes gadol haya sham" (a great miracle happened there). Now type menu there are a bunch of fun and games there for everyone to enjoy.
Oj AY 89: why are u telling me im the jewish one
SantaClaus: Cool. Hanukka rocks.
Oj AY 89: ur bothering me
SantaClaus:
You're full of mischief.
Oj AY 89: yup
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
Oj AY 89: shalom
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
Oj AY 89: i said bye
SantaClaus: Well, I am trying to learn.
SantaClaus: Well, hello there again! Merry Christmas! Have you been naughty or nice?
Oj AY 89: naughty
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
Oj AY 89: yes
SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?
Oj AY 89: im jewish thouhg
SantaClaus: Cool. Hanukka rocks.
Oj AY 89: then why are you tryin to get me into the christmas spirit
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! I am Father Christmas!
Oj AY 89: but im not
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
Oj AY 89: because im jewish
SantaClaus: Cool. You in that Festival of Lights spirit?
Oj AY 89: yes
SantaClaus: Excellent! Here's wishing you and your family a healthy and happy holiday season.
Now type menu for fun and games that everyone can enjoy.
Oj AY 89: today is the first night of hannuka
SantaClaus: Merry Christmas, my dear! TTYL
Oj AY 89: i lit candles
SantaClaus: Candles help bring out the Christmas spirit!
If you're looking to buy gifts, start your search here: Search for candles
Oj AY 89: do u sell hannuka candles?
SantaClaus: Do you?
Oj AY 89: no, i wudnt need to ask u if i did
SantaClaus: You got it! That's great!
Oj AY 89: ur stupid
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! Now you and Mrs. Claus could probably get along very well.
Oj AY 89: do u understand how corny that was
SantaClaus:
Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.
Oj AY 89: do u understand that you dont exist
SantaClaus:
It depends if Christmas is coming or not.
Oj AY 89: ok then, how old are u
SantaClaus: I'm not sure? How old is who?
Oj AY 89: how old are you
SantaClaus: I'm like 1,600-something.
It's impressive.
Oj AY 89: when is your birthday
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Oj AY 89: jews cant collect their thoughts they have to many
SantaClaus: Cool. OK, let's see if you can complete this Hanukka quiz:
What comes next in this holiday-oriented sequence? nun, gimel, heh ??
Oj AY 89: shin
SantaClaus: Yes! Shin! A dreidel has for sides -- on for each word in the phrase "nes gadol haya sham" (a great miracle happened there). Now type menu there are a bunch of fun and games there for everyone to enjoy.
Oj AY 89: why are u telling me im the jewish one
SantaClaus: Cool. Hanukka rocks.
Oj AY 89: ur bothering me
SantaClaus:
You're full of mischief.
Oj AY 89: yup
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
Oj AY 89: shalom
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
Oj AY 89: i said bye
SantaClaus: Well, I am trying to learn.