Lonely, lonely happy time! (wtf?)
Oh man. Okay, so today totally destroys any bad feelings I had about anything because it's so fucking fluffy outside. I sat outside for like 2 1/2 hours on a hill in front of the library at UAB and had a Guthrie's chicken picnic and drew dumb shit. Then Jason popped out of a pod or something and we figured out that clouds either look like goats, crabs, or trains and that looking at people through sunglasses is vastly superior to normal vision. I kind of smell like summer now from being outside so much.
I was really late to my 2 p.m. class because I had one of those things where I was like "Eventually, I'm going to die. Would I rather die in a room full of plaster or outside in this random-ass 73 degree weather deciphering clouds and conusuming unheatlthy masses of chicken?!" I chose clouds and chicken. (no one else got it) I guess I'm gonna be late to my art history class too. I just realized it's 5:38 already.
It's February, but I guess it constitutes spring now?
Blahhhh. OH MY GOD FEBRUARY IS OVER. WHAT THE FUCK. WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE??
The weather this week is ridiculous. I demand playgrounds and picnics.
We also need more Katamegabomberman Nights.
Mmm, bloody, delicious mess. It means I'm in a good mood.
1. First thing you did this morning?
Woke up on the couch and made a zombie noise. I was practically undead.
2. Last thing you ate?
Chicken box. I had a Guthrie's picnic in the grass at UAB.
3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap?
Hey. It's generic, but it works and IT LOVES ME. AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.
4. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 months?
Oh, oh SUMMER! It turns me up-side down!
I love The Cars. And summer. and uh... I can't think of anything else.
5. What's annoying you right now?
some bitch just walked in here wheezing and bitching about how her car doesn't have enough "leg room". She's obviously too fat for it.
6. What's the last movie u watched?
Some horrible hentai with a girl that had a penis pop out of her vagina. Like, from inside her. I'm permanently scarred.
7. Do you believe in long distance relationships?
I believe in love, motherfucker.
8. When was the last time it rained?
like, two days ago. annoying shit.
9. Is there someone you miss?
yeahhhhhh
10. Who was the last person you texted?
i hate text messaging.
12. Song that sums up your love life?
"Hysteria" -Muse
13. What are a few things you wish you were better at?
Life
...
14. If you could be anywhere this second, where would it be?
asleep.
in a field of kittens.
or in nyc.
asleep in a field of kittens in NY
15. What's your most vivid memory from 7th grade?
Ummm, being constantly harassed for having a nervous tic nd this one boy pretending to like me, I think only for the amusement of seeing what I would do and proceeding to humilate me later. No one leaving me the fuck alone. Being in the bathroom a whole lot. My best friend's mom getting me kicked out of school for living out of city limits....
16. Latest addiction?
video games and insomnia. but that's been for like, ever...
so umm, Katamari and Full Metal Panic.
17. Have you ever had the urge to kill someone?
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
18. How many people would you say are interested you?
I'm that girl that's like "Yeah, she's hot and plays video games, but... I can't shake the feeling that she secretly wants to kill me." 90% of the time they're right, but sometimes it backfires when I actually DO like someone and I'm all like "DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER! I DROWN MY SORROWS IN ALCOHOL AND TALK ABOUT RANDOM EMO SHIT AND PUNCH THINGS!" and they're all like "WHAT THE FUCK, GIRL?! YOUZ CRAZY!"
19. What do you love doing?
Drawing cartoons that put the humor in the situations in life that should technically be funny in like a month, but making them funny NOW at the most inappropriate time possible. Watching cartoons. Playing Tetris.
20. Do you think someone thinks about you daily?
my dad thinks about my taxes a lot.
21. Who was the last person you saw or talked to?
Jason Mack-o
We sat in the grass and ate chicken
I was really late to my 2 p.m. class because I had one of those things where I was like "Eventually, I'm going to die. Would I rather die in a room full of plaster or outside in this random-ass 73 degree weather deciphering clouds and conusuming unheatlthy masses of chicken?!" I chose clouds and chicken. (no one else got it) I guess I'm gonna be late to my art history class too. I just realized it's 5:38 already.
It's February, but I guess it constitutes spring now?
Blahhhh. OH MY GOD FEBRUARY IS OVER. WHAT THE FUCK. WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE??
The weather this week is ridiculous. I demand playgrounds and picnics.
We also need more Katamegabomberman Nights.
Mmm, bloody, delicious mess. It means I'm in a good mood.
1. First thing you did this morning?
Woke up on the couch and made a zombie noise. I was practically undead.
2. Last thing you ate?
Chicken box. I had a Guthrie's picnic in the grass at UAB.
3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap?
Hey. It's generic, but it works and IT LOVES ME. AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.
4. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 months?
Oh, oh SUMMER! It turns me up-side down!
I love The Cars. And summer. and uh... I can't think of anything else.
5. What's annoying you right now?
some bitch just walked in here wheezing and bitching about how her car doesn't have enough "leg room". She's obviously too fat for it.
6. What's the last movie u watched?
Some horrible hentai with a girl that had a penis pop out of her vagina. Like, from inside her. I'm permanently scarred.
7. Do you believe in long distance relationships?
I believe in love, motherfucker.
8. When was the last time it rained?
like, two days ago. annoying shit.
9. Is there someone you miss?
yeahhhhhh
10. Who was the last person you texted?
i hate text messaging.
12. Song that sums up your love life?
"Hysteria" -Muse
13. What are a few things you wish you were better at?
Life
...
14. If you could be anywhere this second, where would it be?
asleep.
in a field of kittens.
or in nyc.
asleep in a field of kittens in NY
15. What's your most vivid memory from 7th grade?
Ummm, being constantly harassed for having a nervous tic nd this one boy pretending to like me, I think only for the amusement of seeing what I would do and proceeding to humilate me later. No one leaving me the fuck alone. Being in the bathroom a whole lot. My best friend's mom getting me kicked out of school for living out of city limits....
16. Latest addiction?
video games and insomnia. but that's been for like, ever...
so umm, Katamari and Full Metal Panic.
17. Have you ever had the urge to kill someone?
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
18. How many people would you say are interested you?
I'm that girl that's like "Yeah, she's hot and plays video games, but... I can't shake the feeling that she secretly wants to kill me." 90% of the time they're right, but sometimes it backfires when I actually DO like someone and I'm all like "DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER! I DROWN MY SORROWS IN ALCOHOL AND TALK ABOUT RANDOM EMO SHIT AND PUNCH THINGS!" and they're all like "WHAT THE FUCK, GIRL?! YOUZ CRAZY!"
19. What do you love doing?
Drawing cartoons that put the humor in the situations in life that should technically be funny in like a month, but making them funny NOW at the most inappropriate time possible. Watching cartoons. Playing Tetris.
20. Do you think someone thinks about you daily?
my dad thinks about my taxes a lot.
21. Who was the last person you saw or talked to?
Jason Mack-o
We sat in the grass and ate chicken