Taste my wrath, Dr. Wily. I'll get you YET, you robot controlling fiend!
I love the HUB. I love watching the drama of the snack machine. There is no descrimination in its hatred. There's constantly that moment of tension where it's like "WILL THEY GET IT? WILL THEY GET THEIR POWDERED DONUTS?" and sometimes they do, but more likely than not, it will beep at them in refusal, or just pretend to give them food, steal their money, and be done with it like someone beating the crap out of a homeless man.
I ravaged WalMart of leftover Valentine candy today like the old maid I'm assuming I'm destined to be. I got gummi bears for 37 cents and those stupid message hearts I love so much for like 70 cents (in ENORMOUS packs, no less). As the (allegedly) hot, smart chick that likes video games, I really don't understand why this is so. Nevertheless, I'm learning to accept my fate, as it is partly my own fault. Seriously though. I should be drowning in candy.
"I hate turtlenecks. I have such a weak neck. Plus if you wear a turtleneck it's like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all day. And if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down." (someone stole a Mitch Hedburg line apparently) Man... Good away messages. Shit. What happened to those?!? Ahhhh, sweet, terrible death, why won't you be mine? (but no, seriously, what happened to good away messages?)
I'm off to a lecture at one of the dorms on why learning foriegn languages is important. They reeled me in with their flyer's tagline of "FREE TACOS AND DRINKS!" Oh, how I do love tacos.
I ravaged WalMart of leftover Valentine candy today like the old maid I'm assuming I'm destined to be. I got gummi bears for 37 cents and those stupid message hearts I love so much for like 70 cents (in ENORMOUS packs, no less). As the (allegedly) hot, smart chick that likes video games, I really don't understand why this is so. Nevertheless, I'm learning to accept my fate, as it is partly my own fault. Seriously though. I should be drowning in candy.
"I hate turtlenecks. I have such a weak neck. Plus if you wear a turtleneck it's like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all day. And if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down." (someone stole a Mitch Hedburg line apparently) Man... Good away messages. Shit. What happened to those?!? Ahhhh, sweet, terrible death, why won't you be mine? (but no, seriously, what happened to good away messages?)
I'm off to a lecture at one of the dorms on why learning foriegn languages is important. They reeled me in with their flyer's tagline of "FREE TACOS AND DRINKS!" Oh, how I do love tacos.