I need something different to complain about, seriously.
Have I ever mentioned how much I detest cold weather? I think the problem is mostly due to the fact that I lack any proper cold-weather clothing. The only things I do own that would keep anyone halfway from getting frostbite are all relatively nice things that I can't wear to class because art is fucking messy. I hate looking like shit all the time because I have to be around paint and chalky, dusty shit constantly.
February can kiss my ass. Next week can kiss my ass actually. I have 3 projects and a paper due between the 14/15th and I have a meeting at work on Sunday morning at 7 FUCKING AM. WHO IS ALIVE AT 7 AM? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST DEAD THEN AND REANIMATED AROUND 10 OR SO. SHIT.
Anyways, here's a survey to distract both you and myself from a constant stream of complaining. My grandmother always said my negative attitude was unattractive. My grandmother is kind of a bitch.
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
no. god no. I think he ended up living in a trailor with some girl he knocked up in like 11th grade.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
Eat sooooooooooooooooooooo much ice cream and probably build a fort
3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade?
Played unhealthy amounts of Sonic the Hedgehog, watched Sonic cartoons, collected Sonic trading cards, and played with my cat, Cecil, who was my only friend.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
With a 50% discount, Starbucks drinks are actually normal-priced!
5. Do you like more than one person right now?
Put bluntly, no.
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
I can't even answer this because I have to reply to Travis's response. "No. Which reminds me, today I read about a minister who says that the death of US troops is God's punishment to the US for its acceptance of gay lifestyles. That statement is wrong in several, several ways." THE DEATH OF US TROOPS IS BECAUSE THEY GET SHOT AND BLOWN UP AND ATTACKED ON A DAILY BASIS. PEOPLE DIE IN WARS, DUMBASS.
But for the record, no I am not against gay marriage.
7. Did you vote for Bush?
to be assassinated? yes.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
New York
9. Have you dry humped any of your myspace friends?
yeah, I stalk people on myspace, find them, and dry hump them in their sleep all the time. you were really pressed for another question here, weren't you?
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls?
guys
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
no
12. Last book you read?
The Giver, which I've read before, I just re-read it.... but other than that, um... A Separate Peace. I was depressed for like a week after reading it.
13. If you could have one super power what would it be?
You know, it used to be the power to detonate myself like a bomb, exploding and destroying everything around me whenever placed in an awkward or uptight situation, along with the power to reassemble myself. Then I thought that just plaid old regenerative cell growth would be good. I could manually blow myself up all the time and never get sick. But now that I think about it... just normal exploding-power seems well enough. Either way, they'd never let me on an airplane.
14. Where have you lived most of your life?
Alafuckingbama
15. What was the last online convo you had about?
Courtney's dysfuctional feet.
16. Where do you see yourself in four years?
still whining about why whatever-happens-when-you're-24 sucks on LJ
17. What's your favorite scent?
the way the bake case smells at work.
18. What is your favorite sound?
the air/heat at night
19. Are you moody?
yes
20. Favorite movie of all time?
Beetlejuice
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmates?
heh.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
yes
23. Have you ever Played Spin the bottle?
yes
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house?
yeah
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
like a million people over my high school career. I later found out most of them were pretty stupid anyways
26. Have you ever gone camping?
no
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
considering I don't have a brother, no
28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
No
29. Have you ever gone streaking?
No
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
YES. CREEPY REDNECK GUY ON A BICYCLE. 11TH GRADE. HE CAME INTO THIS SHITTY REDNECK DINER I WORKED IN LOOKING FOR ME AND ASKING FOR A JOB AND THE LITTLE OLD LADIES I WORKED WITH HAD TO KICK HIM OUT BECAUSE HE STARTING GETTING MAD AND CURSING AND STUFF WHEN THEY TOLD HIM TO LEAVE. HE WAS FUCKING PSYCHOTIC.
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yeah
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
not in a long time, actually, but yes
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only who would go to the party and stay sober?
only if all they have is beer. fuck beer.
34. Have you ever been in love?
erphm
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
At some point, i'm sure. Kaylie went through this thing where she turned into a pretentious, artsy bastard who no one understood and everything I did was copying her and demeaning the true meaning of her precious art. So she hated me for a while.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
I'M A FUCKING CHAMP AT IT. If you need someone to make up a lie for you, you know who to call.
37. Have you ever been out of the country?
nope
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
Me, working out? HA!
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
yes. I was pretty pissed about it. My hair just DECIDED be really wavy after I got it, having been straight the rest of my damn life, and it made it look like hell. I then discovered straighteners.
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in the same day?
hell, probably.
41. Last song you listened to?
"Change Your Mind" -The Killers
42. Have you ever spied on someone?
in a stupid, girl-crush, high-school sort of way
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworker?
no
44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
on random occasions when I'd walk in and she'd just be changing for some reason
45. Who was the last person who called you?
Patrick W. I need to use his washing machine.
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours?
Last week sometime
47. Have you ever been arrested?
no.
48. Most embarassing CD you own?
umm, all of them? Seriously though, Joe Diffy "Third Rock From The Sun". I listened to a lot of country when I was a kid.
49. Have you ever stolen anything?
A few books and a lot of hot chocolate from Books A Million anddddd some black eyeliner from Wal-Mart
50. Have you ever drank eggnog?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, sick
February can kiss my ass. Next week can kiss my ass actually. I have 3 projects and a paper due between the 14/15th and I have a meeting at work on Sunday morning at 7 FUCKING AM. WHO IS ALIVE AT 7 AM? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST DEAD THEN AND REANIMATED AROUND 10 OR SO. SHIT.
Anyways, here's a survey to distract both you and myself from a constant stream of complaining. My grandmother always said my negative attitude was unattractive. My grandmother is kind of a bitch.
1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
no. god no. I think he ended up living in a trailor with some girl he knocked up in like 11th grade.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
Eat sooooooooooooooooooooo much ice cream and probably build a fort
3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade?
Played unhealthy amounts of Sonic the Hedgehog, watched Sonic cartoons, collected Sonic trading cards, and played with my cat, Cecil, who was my only friend.
4. What is the best thing about your job?
With a 50% discount, Starbucks drinks are actually normal-priced!
5. Do you like more than one person right now?
Put bluntly, no.
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
I can't even answer this because I have to reply to Travis's response. "No. Which reminds me, today I read about a minister who says that the death of US troops is God's punishment to the US for its acceptance of gay lifestyles. That statement is wrong in several, several ways." THE DEATH OF US TROOPS IS BECAUSE THEY GET SHOT AND BLOWN UP AND ATTACKED ON A DAILY BASIS. PEOPLE DIE IN WARS, DUMBASS.
But for the record, no I am not against gay marriage.
7. Did you vote for Bush?
to be assassinated? yes.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
New York
9. Have you dry humped any of your myspace friends?
yeah, I stalk people on myspace, find them, and dry hump them in their sleep all the time. you were really pressed for another question here, weren't you?
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls?
guys
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
no
12. Last book you read?
The Giver, which I've read before, I just re-read it.... but other than that, um... A Separate Peace. I was depressed for like a week after reading it.
13. If you could have one super power what would it be?
You know, it used to be the power to detonate myself like a bomb, exploding and destroying everything around me whenever placed in an awkward or uptight situation, along with the power to reassemble myself. Then I thought that just plaid old regenerative cell growth would be good. I could manually blow myself up all the time and never get sick. But now that I think about it... just normal exploding-power seems well enough. Either way, they'd never let me on an airplane.
14. Where have you lived most of your life?
Alafuckingbama
15. What was the last online convo you had about?
Courtney's dysfuctional feet.
16. Where do you see yourself in four years?
still whining about why whatever-happens-when-you're-24 sucks on LJ
17. What's your favorite scent?
the way the bake case smells at work.
18. What is your favorite sound?
the air/heat at night
19. Are you moody?
yes
20. Favorite movie of all time?
Beetlejuice
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmates?
heh.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
yes
23. Have you ever Played Spin the bottle?
yes
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house?
yeah
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
like a million people over my high school career. I later found out most of them were pretty stupid anyways
26. Have you ever gone camping?
no
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
considering I don't have a brother, no
28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
No
29. Have you ever gone streaking?
No
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
YES. CREEPY REDNECK GUY ON A BICYCLE. 11TH GRADE. HE CAME INTO THIS SHITTY REDNECK DINER I WORKED IN LOOKING FOR ME AND ASKING FOR A JOB AND THE LITTLE OLD LADIES I WORKED WITH HAD TO KICK HIM OUT BECAUSE HE STARTING GETTING MAD AND CURSING AND STUFF WHEN THEY TOLD HIM TO LEAVE. HE WAS FUCKING PSYCHOTIC.
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yeah
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
not in a long time, actually, but yes
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only who would go to the party and stay sober?
only if all they have is beer. fuck beer.
34. Have you ever been in love?
erphm
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
At some point, i'm sure. Kaylie went through this thing where she turned into a pretentious, artsy bastard who no one understood and everything I did was copying her and demeaning the true meaning of her precious art. So she hated me for a while.
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
I'M A FUCKING CHAMP AT IT. If you need someone to make up a lie for you, you know who to call.
37. Have you ever been out of the country?
nope
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
Me, working out? HA!
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
yes. I was pretty pissed about it. My hair just DECIDED be really wavy after I got it, having been straight the rest of my damn life, and it made it look like hell. I then discovered straighteners.
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in the same day?
hell, probably.
41. Last song you listened to?
"Change Your Mind" -The Killers
42. Have you ever spied on someone?
in a stupid, girl-crush, high-school sort of way
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworker?
no
44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
on random occasions when I'd walk in and she'd just be changing for some reason
45. Who was the last person who called you?
Patrick W. I need to use his washing machine.
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours?
Last week sometime
47. Have you ever been arrested?
no.
48. Most embarassing CD you own?
umm, all of them? Seriously though, Joe Diffy "Third Rock From The Sun". I listened to a lot of country when I was a kid.
49. Have you ever stolen anything?
A few books and a lot of hot chocolate from Books A Million anddddd some black eyeliner from Wal-Mart
50. Have you ever drank eggnog?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, sick