Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego and why is she so drunk?
Shit. This week's hardly existed. The preceeding weekend was a blur of craziness. Rocky Horror last Friday. Me and Randy were Margot and Richie Tenenbaum, but my wig was all cheap and crappy and from WalMart and I still have disgusting little blonde strings all over my apartment. Saturday was Patrick Riley's massive party. That was bizarre in and of itself. Changed costumes that night and was Carmen Sandiego. Drank much more than I should have. Somehow I survived, but I'm not sure where my white gloves are anymore.
I saw The Fog earlier this week and I just want to take this moment to tell everyone I possibly can not to see it because it's so fucking horrible. Not Texas Chainsaw Massacre horrible, but it's up there. I do want to see Saw II though. I thought it was just going to be a lame excuse for those guys to cash in some more, but I've heard it's pretty good.
Shit, I'm hungry. I don't understand how someone thought that eating a meager bowl of cereal in the morning was sufficient enough to hold you over until the afternoon because it just doesn't work. I want an Al's bacon cheeseburger.
What's really got me worried is, I woke up at 6:50 this morning and I'm not tired at all.
I thought I had something of interest to talk about, but it seems to have escaped me for the time being, so here's this thing:
Your dating personality profile:
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.
Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.
Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality.
Your date match profile:
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.
Your Top Ten Traits
1. Adventurous
2. Outgoing
3. Intellectual
4. Sensual
5. Practical
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Conservative
8. Romantic
9. Funny
10. Traditional
Your Top Ten Match Traits
1. Adventurous
2. Practical
3. Funny
4. Outgoing
5. Wealthy/Ambitious
6. Intellectual
7. Romantic
8. Traditional
9. Big-Hearted
10. Conservative
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I saw The Fog earlier this week and I just want to take this moment to tell everyone I possibly can not to see it because it's so fucking horrible. Not Texas Chainsaw Massacre horrible, but it's up there. I do want to see Saw II though. I thought it was just going to be a lame excuse for those guys to cash in some more, but I've heard it's pretty good.
Shit, I'm hungry. I don't understand how someone thought that eating a meager bowl of cereal in the morning was sufficient enough to hold you over until the afternoon because it just doesn't work. I want an Al's bacon cheeseburger.
What's really got me worried is, I woke up at 6:50 this morning and I'm not tired at all.
I thought I had something of interest to talk about, but it seems to have escaped me for the time being, so here's this thing:
Your dating personality profile:
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.
Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.
Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality.
Your date match profile:
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.
Your Top Ten Traits
1. Adventurous
2. Outgoing
3. Intellectual
4. Sensual
5. Practical
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Conservative
8. Romantic
9. Funny
10. Traditional
Your Top Ten Match Traits
1. Adventurous
2. Practical
3. Funny
4. Outgoing
5. Wealthy/Ambitious
6. Intellectual
7. Romantic
8. Traditional
9. Big-Hearted
10. Conservative
Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions