Go read this
Sin City review now; it's great. There's a few spoilers, nothing major if you've read the books.
Personally I like the quote, "Then we’re back to the Bruce Willis story, and this is where Jessica Alba comes onscreen and makes your dick want to drive a chicken truck into a burning retard school. She doesn’t even ever get naked - just dances around in this cowgirl outfit, but even with clothes on she makes being naked seem gay. "