History's rabid puppet
Pope Benedict XVI. He chooses a name that is synonymous with traitor at least to American Catholics; they should know better as the proud patriots they are keeping those illegal aliens from crossing our border and making sure women stay in the kitchen barefoot.
Sorry, I'm getting off topic; back to the pope. Am I the only one who finds it humorous that a German took over a position previously held by a Pole? A German who was a Hitler Youth none the less. Ah, history; it's a poet; a deviant, scheming little poet writing the world in a lyrical prose built upon coincidence and repetition. Bravo to you, my dear history. Bravo to your irrefutable skills of drafting literary brilliance.
Do popes undergo teething? This is the first pope I've ever been around during his rookie year. Is the pope like a growing child? Do they develop through various stages? I can't wait for the terrible twos or better yet when he first discovers his genitalia.
Actually I'm sure the pope will experience the teething. I know this contradicts what I just said, but he's in his 70s; he has to have dentures by this point. I mean the Germans just drink beer and eat sausage all day; well when they're not invading places or things. Since I'm talking about Catholics, when I say invading things, I mean children's orifices; you can picture for yourself how they are invaded. I'll give you a hint: it has to do with a meat tube.
Sorry, I'm getting off topic; back to the pope. Am I the only one who finds it humorous that a German took over a position previously held by a Pole? A German who was a Hitler Youth none the less. Ah, history; it's a poet; a deviant, scheming little poet writing the world in a lyrical prose built upon coincidence and repetition. Bravo to you, my dear history. Bravo to your irrefutable skills of drafting literary brilliance.
Do popes undergo teething? This is the first pope I've ever been around during his rookie year. Is the pope like a growing child? Do they develop through various stages? I can't wait for the terrible twos or better yet when he first discovers his genitalia.
Actually I'm sure the pope will experience the teething. I know this contradicts what I just said, but he's in his 70s; he has to have dentures by this point. I mean the Germans just drink beer and eat sausage all day; well when they're not invading places or things. Since I'm talking about Catholics, when I say invading things, I mean children's orifices; you can picture for yourself how they are invaded. I'll give you a hint: it has to do with a meat tube.