Numquam Sine Canes Te Degraver
The other day I got bored and created this:
I am not a diplomatic person, as I find myself taking great pleasure in the beauty of studying others fight for inane reasons. You won't find me on the international stage clicking glasses with dictators, fiddling with my headphones during United Nations proceedings, or inadvertently giving away the current location of American soldiers in Iraq after one too many scotches.
But alas I feel the need to formally proclaim the limitations in this household, for everyone’s safety.
Laurens list of Demands:
The integrity of the bedroom threshold shall not be breached for any reason.
Note: Construction of Installation of barbed wire will commence through the week.
Items belong to persons will be kept as such, permission may be granted to use said items between the parties involved.
Assure each side access to essential resources: predominantly the refrigerator and the bathroom. No one wants a replay of the bitter attack the Japanese issued on Pearl Harbor.
Bloodshed will hopefully continue to be avoided (with the exception of the occasional ‘accidental’ amputation of certain bodily parts) by following these undeniably acceptable requests. Any and all complaints are to be forward to Miss. L Werner, through the hours of 12:00pm and 12:05pm. Complaints will be only recognized through rating one members, membership may be obtained through an appointment.
My goal is to sustain the present state of harmonious disinterest we have erected.
You’re Détente,
Miss. Lauren Werner.
Appointments are to be booked four months ahead, canceling of appointments are to be made two months prior. Cancellation fee of $200 will be issued if cancellation is done less than two moths of the booked appointment. Membership costs may fluctuate depending on level of consumed alcohol, and general thoughts towards the intended party.
A/N:'You won't find me on the international stage clicking glasses with dictators, fiddling with my headphones during United Nations proceedings,' came from here...its was the main inspiration for the creation of this little bit of drabble.
It's currently stuck on my bedroom door...I've had many comments about it, lol.
I am not a diplomatic person, as I find myself taking great pleasure in the beauty of studying others fight for inane reasons. You won't find me on the international stage clicking glasses with dictators, fiddling with my headphones during United Nations proceedings, or inadvertently giving away the current location of American soldiers in Iraq after one too many scotches.
But alas I feel the need to formally proclaim the limitations in this household, for everyone’s safety.
Laurens list of Demands:
The integrity of the bedroom threshold shall not be breached for any reason.
Note: Construction of Installation of barbed wire will commence through the week.
Items belong to persons will be kept as such, permission may be granted to use said items between the parties involved.
Assure each side access to essential resources: predominantly the refrigerator and the bathroom. No one wants a replay of the bitter attack the Japanese issued on Pearl Harbor.
Bloodshed will hopefully continue to be avoided (with the exception of the occasional ‘accidental’ amputation of certain bodily parts) by following these undeniably acceptable requests. Any and all complaints are to be forward to Miss. L Werner, through the hours of 12:00pm and 12:05pm. Complaints will be only recognized through rating one members, membership may be obtained through an appointment.
My goal is to sustain the present state of harmonious disinterest we have erected.
You’re Détente,
Miss. Lauren Werner.
Appointments are to be booked four months ahead, canceling of appointments are to be made two months prior. Cancellation fee of $200 will be issued if cancellation is done less than two moths of the booked appointment. Membership costs may fluctuate depending on level of consumed alcohol, and general thoughts towards the intended party.
A/N:'You won't find me on the international stage clicking glasses with dictators, fiddling with my headphones during United Nations proceedings,' came from here...its was the main inspiration for the creation of this little bit of drabble.
It's currently stuck on my bedroom door...I've had many comments about it, lol.