Don't you wonder if the cows have ever been tempted to stuff the milking machiens on the farmers?
A shout out to Sarah, she's turned 18 today!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN
And my step mum turned 47 yesterday. YAY
We went out for tea for her birthday, I couldn't finish my food. Neh. It's getting harder and harder to find her gifts.
But for now I'm off to Gavin and Melanie's birthday bash. Gavin's 18 today, and Melanie's 21. I'll be there till around 8pm, then I'll be at Sarahs till veeeeeery late.
Also, I think my friends are on to me.
Sarah asked me, ‘Have you ever run over anyone’ while I was driving a few days ago.
*headdesk*
My response?
‘Well, now that you mention it. I did run over someone recently. In fact, I killed them.
It completely slipped my mind, though I had intended to tell you about it. So yes, I have indeed.’
We had been discussing 21st, and how she couldn’t wait until mine, as she had quite a few choice words to add to her speech. I asked her if I was truly that bad, since she was already mentally writing up her speech.
Thus, I am now adding the ‘have you ever run over anyone’ question to her 21st.
Read If You're Bored: Here's something to keep you thinking.
I called my mother to ask her about the word 'run' in reference to the question Sarah asked me. As I wanted to know what the 'correct' word would be used in the question.
So whilst 'ran' would be the correct literate term, meaning 'past tense'.
'Run' would be used when conversing with your Bogan friends. So the next time you are debating with the heads of your state library, please keep this in mind.
*is off to bang her head against something extremely hard and durable.*