I'm sorry, I don't speak retard.
So...the bad news is, I got another job that entails me listening to people bitching at me. And that is about the only bad thing. I went to the first day of my new job today, and damn, I'm liking it! The sad thing is, its mostly food that's got me excited. They have a full service kitchen that prepares 2 hot meals a day, one at noon, and one at 6...along with a good sized salad bar. Every day. For free. There is also a soda fountain there, an ice cream machine, and fresh cookies after 2pm. All free. Every day. They even had butterscotch, caramel, and chocolate sundae syrup for the ice cream, along with chopped peanuts, almonds, and walnuts. I can see myselft turning into a human blimp within a few months of being there. The job itself isn't too bad...half of it is responding to emails, the rest, incoming calls. They have huge leather executive chairs at each cubicle, nice, new computers, you can wear whatever you want, and you can say whatever you want. Because the place I now work is a billing company. For porn sites. In fact, it is the largest online billing company for porn. So people with porn problems contact me. I swear to god, I was listening to a guy take a call, and he was bitching about a charge to his account from 'Cock-filled Cunts'. Wow. So yeah, needless to say, everyone that works there is incredibly chill and laid back. So we'll see how this job goes.