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iTunes eight-ball: Put your iTunes Winamp WMP on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.
What do you think of me, Winamp?
"Fear" by Ra
How cheerful.
Will I have a happy life?
"Straight Out of Line" by Godsmack
Apparently, yes, but some isn't going to be happy about it.
What do my friends really think of me?
"Goin' Down" by Godsmack
I suppose this would mean that I don't make sense to them.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Whatever" by Godsmack
I'll take that as a no.
How can I make myself happy?
"Praise Your Name" by The Angels of Light
By taking care of everyone else no matter what they do. ...oddly...accurate.
What should I do with my life?
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica
I'm not sure what to think of that.
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Now or Never" by Godsmack
Apparently we don't know.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Mistakes" by Godsmack
Typist: Pahahaha!
..............
Will I ever have children?
"Sky" by Ra
The amusement of this being a song by "Ra" aside...I already have one.
Typist: Not to mention the fact that you play father to half of the Egyptians.
...that, too.
Will I die happy?
"I Lost Everything Today" by Ra
Apparently not.
Can you give me some advice?
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack
...I'm pretty tired of standing aone, actually.
What do you think happiness is?
"As I Watch the Sun Fuck the Ocean" by Boy Hits Car
...........
What's my favorite fetish?
"Releasing the Demons" by Godsmack
Typist: *gigglesnort*
Are we done now?
Typist: ...yes.
Good.
What do you think of me, Winamp?
"Fear" by Ra
How cheerful.
Will I have a happy life?
"Straight Out of Line" by Godsmack
Apparently, yes, but some isn't going to be happy about it.
What do my friends really think of me?
"Goin' Down" by Godsmack
I suppose this would mean that I don't make sense to them.
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Whatever" by Godsmack
I'll take that as a no.
How can I make myself happy?
"Praise Your Name" by The Angels of Light
By taking care of everyone else no matter what they do. ...oddly...accurate.
What should I do with my life?
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica
I'm not sure what to think of that.
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Now or Never" by Godsmack
Apparently we don't know.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Mistakes" by Godsmack
Typist: Pahahaha!
..............
Will I ever have children?
"Sky" by Ra
The amusement of this being a song by "Ra" aside...I already have one.
Typist: Not to mention the fact that you play father to half of the Egyptians.
...that, too.
Will I die happy?
"I Lost Everything Today" by Ra
Apparently not.
Can you give me some advice?
"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack
...I'm pretty tired of standing aone, actually.
What do you think happiness is?
"As I Watch the Sun Fuck the Ocean" by Boy Hits Car
...........
What's my favorite fetish?
"Releasing the Demons" by Godsmack
Typist: *gigglesnort*
Are we done now?
Typist: ...yes.
Good.