Finally.

[black_hat_cat]

This week, I learned that being short is inconvenient, I am not at all suited to skirts, and being groped is only entertaining if you wanted it in the first place.

Also, I am never eating muffins again.

Comments

[tapdancinskelly]

Perhaps we should all stay away from funny fruity foods? I forget did I ever ask to see your panties while you were still female?

[black_hat_cat]

That would be advisable, and no, you did not.

[tapdancinskelly]

Oh well, no use crying over lost panties. Yohohoho!

[black_hat_cat]

Charming.

[caffinatekillua]

Oh look another post about being a chick.

[black_hat_cat]

No, it is a post about not being a chick.

[caffinatekillua]

It's a post discussing how you were a chick and are no longer a chick. It's a chick post. If someone groped you you should have killed them and posted about that instead. The killing them part. Not the chick part.

[inyourf_ace]

... Bob! Don't tell him to kill me!

[doubleppk]

Were you groped by Brooke?

[black_hat_cat]

Ace.

[doubleppk]

....

Wow.

Just wow.

[black_hat_cat]

I know.

[inyourf_ace]

I'm STILL not coming back yet.

And you say that like you didn't find being groped and the ensuing irritation on behalf of yourself entertaining. I've been amused anyway.

[black_hat_cat]

Wise decision.

No, that's you.

[inyourf_ace]

I have my moments.

So you weren't entertained by it at all? Not even a little? Not even Kaku threatening to kill me?

[black_hat_cat]

I was entertained by Kaku threatening to kill you, yes.

[fireofshandora]

Consider yourself fortunate!

[tapdancinskelly]

If you consider it fortunate to by grouped, I could have it arranged to have you groped. YOHOHOHO!!

[fireofshandora]

DO NOT THINK I AM UNABLE TO KILL YOU!

[tapdancinskelly]

But I thought that's what you wanted? Yo... hoho... ho...