Hmm.

[black_hat_cat]

It's my birthday.

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[8deathtaed8]

Will there be a party?

[black_hat_cat]

Hopefully no.

[8deathtaed8]

I will throw a party if it's not already being done.

[black_hat_cat]

First of all, I don't want a party. Secondly, I'd rather my crew mates throw me a party than you. I don't need the entire ship made symmetrical in preparation.

[8deathtaed8]

I didn't before but NOW I DO!

[black_hat_cat]

I will duct tape you to a chair, Death the Kid. Don't make me do it.

[8deathtaed8]

...symmetrically?

[black_hat_cat]

Not if you don't back down.

[8deathtaed8]

WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE TORTURE DO YOU HAVE IN STORE?!

[black_hat_cat]

I will duct tape you to a chair and then put a table in front of you with an object on it that is slightly off center.

[8deathtaed8]

How can you--

WHAT?!

[8deathtaed8]

Upon further thought, the consequences of throwing you a party are not worth it.

[8deathtaed8]

HOWEVER!!!!

[8deathtaed8]

Now that you've brought up making the entire ship symmetrical, I believe that that is a suitable gift to you! I don't know how you'd be able to stand having a birthday on such a sloppy ship. I don't think I'd be able to forgive myself if I allowed you to have such an imperfect birthday! Think of what people would think! Imagine! A death god allowing someone to have their birthday in such disarray! It would be a disgrace! I'd never be able to show my face again!

[black_hat_cat]

...No.

[8deathtaed8]

Then it will be a suitable gift for myself!