Someone make me a trophy.

[black_hat_cat]

I've been reserving this statement for a point low enough to deserve it: This may be shaping up to be the worst week I've had since last year.

And it's only Tuesday.

No, I'm not going to explain why, but rest assured that my week is worse than yours. If anyone would like to contest this, please feel free. I could use a good cheering up.

Comments

[tapdancinskelly]

Would you like your trophy to be made of rusted bronze? It might fit the mood given what you wanted it for.

[black_hat_cat]

Funny.

[tapdancinskelly]

Well I was hoping that maybe it would put a smile on your face. It's hard to pin what exactly your sense of humor is at times.

So your week has been that bad hmm? Perhaps I can help you somehow?

[black_hat_cat]

I don't have one.

You can jump ship.

[tapdancinskelly]

Come now, even you can't really believe that. Everybody has a funny bone in them, mine is just much more noticible. Yohohoho!

Then what? I could only see that helping you for a short period of time.

[black_hat_cat]

I certainly don't have one right now.

At least it would help.

[tapdancinskelly]

Well I don't have a tongue, but I can still talk. Yohohoho!

[black_hat_cat]

That's because you're a freak of nature.

Muppet Treasure Island Quote FTW

[tapdancinskelly]

It could be worse, we could be stuck in the audience! Yohohoho!

[black_hat_cat]

...

What?

... Brooke is just asking to die isn't he? -_-

[tapdancinskelly]

As opposed to actually doing anything with your life you could be stuck watching others live theirs and fucking up in ways that make you cringe. Of course in this particular case it mostly just makes me want to stab out my eyes. Although, I don't actually have any eyes. Yohohoho!

[black_hat_cat]

...

Do me a favor: Save me the trouble of snapping you up into kindling and disintegrate already.

[tapdancinskelly]

I don't disintegrate.

I apologize. That was uncalled for on my part. I'm just a little irritated that my Nakama seem to be having some sort of big emotional crisis that should be solved already.

[black_hat_cat]

Should be solved already? I didn't realize there was a time limit on emotional crises.

[warriorothesea]

...oh GEE, Brooke, SO sorry for irritating you.

[tapdancinskelly]

You guys are friends! Why must you fight or have a falling out like this?!