RAMPANT COMMERCIALISM!

[black_francis_7]

• leaking roof?
• broken front door?
• creaky stairs?
• burned out lightbulb?
• broken fibula?

"Hello, my name is Bob Vila, you might know me from my vast collection of Sears commercials. If your house is broken, I am the #1 man to fix it!"

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