+ Though I spent most of the non-work portion of my day trying to stop my cousins driving my grandmother into insanity, I did take them to see Penelope.
+ Actors in Penelope: Christina Ricci, James McAvoy, Reese Witherspoon, Peter Dinklage, Simon Woods (most recent Mr Bingley), Russell Brand, Nick Frost, Lenny Henry, and Burn Gorman. Doing an incredibly bizarre accent considering I've only ever seen him be Owen. Nevertheless, it made me squee. Internally, cause it would have freaked out my cousins. And it was a cute movie, and I love fairytales, especially sideways ones. And Christina Ricci was incredibly cute with the nose. *sighs* Am I really weird, guys? (James McAvoy is cute too).
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raedbard, you were right, that was very cool. Now I'm gonna have go read snarky porn for which I have little context, you know that, right?
+ A bunch of actresses were on Jonathan Ross tonight, from a BBC show called Mistresses. This is my issue: they were talking about how one of their characters isn't "confused", isn't gay, just happened to fall in love with a woman. And how they have so many friends who have suddenly fell in love with women but aren't Gay, you know. No, you know what, they probably aren't. They're probably fucking bisexual, you morons. It's like I'm standing in a corner screaming and there's just no words coming out. No pun intended.
+ Can someone please rec me a good, plotty, porny m/m/m threesome? Cause writing them is fun (though I am only a judge of the plot-ish and porn parts, not so much the quality), but sometimes you just want something to read. Equally any h/c that doesn't become so sappy that I need to spork my eyes out? God, I sound like such a bitch today, sorry!
+ Still love Tina Fey. Still hate my job, because I am not in fact an idiot or a child. Anything new with you people?