Red or Blue Pill?

Nov 14, 2016 10:30

So Reince Priebus is going to be Trump's chief of staff, which I guess is OK given the possibilities; but Breitbart-lunatic and casual racist and anti-semite Steve Bannon is going to be "chief strategist" and Senior Counsel.

Which is better than having Bannon in the top role, technically, and I have to assume Trump is a good-enough business head to know how to hand out titles to console the people he passes over. And there's always the possibility that this is a better-inside-the-tent-pissing-out sort of thing.

But I don't know, man. This is pretty creepy.

So here's my latest theory about the Trump victory:

In the laboratory, on the secret island, where they are keeping my brain in a vat, it must be end-of-semester or something. Maybe some local holiday with dances and masks and things. And the grad students are getting giddy, and drinking a lot and taking some recreational chemicals, and maybe dumping some of them into the vat fluid. And hacking the Virtual Reality generator, and daring each other to program sillier and sillier scenarios.

All in good fun, until someone gets hurt. When their Professor finds out, they're going to be in big trouble.
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