Sequels that shouldn't be

[black_cracka]

I want to see the new Crank movie for the sole purpose of finding out how to survive a free fall from a couple hundred feet on to a car.

Comments

[lessthanbry]

If you didn't like Crank, there's something wrong with you.

[black_cracka]

I loved crank, I just want to know how dumb Hollywood thinks the average viewer is.

There is absolutely no explanation possible that will satisfy me as to how he could have survived that fall. Even if they claim that he was almighty god it will not be sufficient.

[lessthanbry]

Why do they need an explanation?

[black_cracka]

So that things make sense, there needs to be some sort of continuity beyond character names if this is a sequel.

[black_cracka]

Making that timeline work would melt my brain.

[lessthanbry]

What, you mean beginning at the exact moment the first one ended isn't enough continuity for you? He's indestructible, deal with it!