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[black_bachika]

PEOPLE I AM GOING TO KILL:

DAYAKKA
ROSSIU
THAT FUCKER ALEN OR WHATEVER FROM THAT CAKE SHOP WHO THINKS HE CAN SNEAK INTO KIYAL'S ROOM WHILE I AM SLEEPING IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR.

MY NIECES ARE CUTE THOUGH.

ROSSIU. I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT. IT'S A CATAPULT. JUST SIT IN IT, I'LL DO THE REST.

Comments

[littlestbachika]

WHO TRIED SNEAKING INTO MY ROOM? WHAT WHAT WHAT?

[black_bachika]

FUTURE YOU

IT'S ALL RIGHT, THOUGH, I KICKED HIS SORRY ASS

[littlestbachika]

FUTURE ME TRIED SNEAKING INTO MY ROOM?

IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?

[black_bachika]

NO!

SOME FUCKER THAT FUTURE-YOU WAS DATING TRIED TO SNEAK INTO FUTURE-YOU'S ROOM

AND I KICKED HIS ASS

REAL GOOD

IT WAS AWESOME

[littlestbachika]

IF I WAS DATING HIM WHY WOULD YOU KICK HIM THAT'S NOT NICE. YOU'RE A HORRIBLE BIG BROTHER.

Wait. I start dating?

[black_bachika]

HE HAD COOTIES, KIYAL.

LOTS AND LOTS OF COOTIES.

[littlestbachika]

WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?

Ew. I hate cooties.

[black_bachika]

I AM YOUR BIG BROTHER! RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!

I saved you from the cooties. You should be thankful.

[littlestbachika]

He doesn't really have cooties, does he? YOU LIED TO ME?

[nice_guns]

Don't believe him.

[littlestbachika]

YES MA'AM, YOKO-SAN, MA'AM.

[nice_guns]

Good.

[littlestbachika]

HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU YOU'RE AWESOME?

[nice_guns]

Maybe, but it's always nice to hear it.

[littlestbachika]

Well. You're awesome.

[nice_guns]

Why thank you.