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[black_ancalagon]

*lands on a desolate-but-sheltered-from-the-prying-eyes-of-any-nosy-Valar peak, still holding Earendil in his claws*

Here, eagle eagle. Come and get the cookie. . . . >:D

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[king_eagle]

*Hovers nearby*

BLOODY DRAGON! LET HIM GO THIS INSTANT, OR YOU ARE IN FOR SUCH A SMITING!

[black_ancalagon]

*grins*

I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.

What am I?

[gil_estel]

>_< Oh bloody hell...

[king_eagle]

*Perches on a nearby peak.*

BUGGER. I'M CRAP AT RIDDLES.

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FIRE?

[black_ancalagon]

Yay!!! You get the prize!!

*belches a fierce fireball straight at you*

[king_eagle]

*Dives! DIIIIIIVES! Out of the way*

*Gets some of his flight feathers singed* :o

THAT'S IT. SMITING TIME.

*Flies back up towards you, claws out*

[black_ancalagon]

*smacks you down with one of his wings*

[king_eagle]

*Loses height and flaps furiously to recover*

*Goes for your eyes*

YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE FOR YOURSELF!

[black_ancalagon]

*ducks his head and whacks you again as you pass*

Says you.

[king_eagle]

*Comes down at you from above.*

*Lands on your shoulders and shakes you furiously.*

[black_ancalagon]

*turns his fairly prehensile neck and blows a stream of flames at you point blank*

[king_eagle]

*Lets go and takes to the air again but not before getting well and truly singed*

OWOWOOOOHOOWOWOWOWOWO!!! *lands in a patch of snow.* AAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh... :))

WE SEEMED TO HAVE REACHED AN IMPASSE! I HATE IMPASSES.

[black_ancalagon]

I wouldn't call it an impasse, I'd call it a prelude to flambéd eagle.

[gil_estel]

Thorondor? Please do something. I'm in rather a lot of pain here.

[black_ancalagon]

I can fix that for you with one bite...

[gil_estel]

Just what exactly are you hoping to achieve here? If you don't give up the stone you'll have Feanorians and Valar hunting you for the rest of your days, why don't you make things easy on yourself?