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I start my new job on tuesday. I plan on being a wealthy eligible bachelor by sometime next week. Too bad someone keeps hiding outside my door to spray female repellent all over me every morning. It's been a shitty week. Pingle, my best friend for like 4 years, enlisted in the Marines and left within the span of one week. I guess telling me he was leaving or even saying goodbye just wasn't important enough to make it onto his to-do list so I got a big surprise when I called his house to ask him if he wanted me to take out a book he wanted that I found from the library. Sweet. Would anyone like to be my friend? I'm not as bad as I look, I promise.........