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I will genetically enhance tomatos to have mayonaise grow inside them. I will call them "Tomaoys" DONT YOU DARE STEAL THIS IDEA FROM ME!!
I now thinking drinking for the sole purpose of getting drunk is useless. I tried to blow out a grease fire today at work, (even though I knew i couldnt do that) and after a few seconds of blowing the flames hardcore, I felt like I was drunk. (I was light headed)
Today I was driving to work and 2 birds were in the road, on my side. I approached at a blinding speed, and when they saw me they took off flying. The one on the left got away, but I guess the one on the right was not as fast. As I drove by where the birds were, I heard a THUMP on my passenger door. Sorry bird, get well soon. (im sure its not dead, because then I would feel guilty)
Today, I got an order for a Sausage grinder with just peppers. The way it was abbreviated, I had to do a double take to make sure of what the grinder actually was. When I first read it, the first thing that came into my mind was "Sausage n Peppers!!! Lonely hearts club band!!"
I also love it when people order shit that ISNT ON THE FUCKING MENU!! Assholes, if you don't see it on the menu, dont fucking order it. Grilled chicken salad?? NOT ON THE FUCKING MENU!! Tuna plates, scalops+claim stip platter, pasta alfredo with chicken and brocolli? *NOT ON THE FUCING MENU*
Now I should stop before I get mad.
I now thinking drinking for the sole purpose of getting drunk is useless. I tried to blow out a grease fire today at work, (even though I knew i couldnt do that) and after a few seconds of blowing the flames hardcore, I felt like I was drunk. (I was light headed)
Today I was driving to work and 2 birds were in the road, on my side. I approached at a blinding speed, and when they saw me they took off flying. The one on the left got away, but I guess the one on the right was not as fast. As I drove by where the birds were, I heard a THUMP on my passenger door. Sorry bird, get well soon. (im sure its not dead, because then I would feel guilty)
Today, I got an order for a Sausage grinder with just peppers. The way it was abbreviated, I had to do a double take to make sure of what the grinder actually was. When I first read it, the first thing that came into my mind was "Sausage n Peppers!!! Lonely hearts club band!!"
I also love it when people order shit that ISNT ON THE FUCKING MENU!! Assholes, if you don't see it on the menu, dont fucking order it. Grilled chicken salad?? NOT ON THE FUCKING MENU!! Tuna plates, scalops+claim stip platter, pasta alfredo with chicken and brocolli? *NOT ON THE FUCING MENU*
Now I should stop before I get mad.